Very heavy on the stomach

Please excuse me, my brain is having a splurge.

Singleton - one ton

Cauliflower- bloom shaped like a sheep dog

Humble - a male cow that always forgets the lyrics

Boycott - bed for male offspring

Believe - when honey producing insects go away

Tomorrow - comes after one morrow and before three morrow

Recount - about vampires

Admit - glove to be worn whilst doing sums

A productive day is always good!

Hope you’ve had a lovely day

Here we go again, a lovely day so anxious and unable to relax.

Unicorn!!!!!

a man with a beard wearing a red apron and a blue shirt ALT: a man with a beard wearing a red apron and a blue shirt

How many staff members did it take to figure out how to blow up a helium balloon?
And how many minutes did it take me to lose the will to live?

Blooming bots!
*shakes fist

Can you still get helium filled balloons or has AI used it all up?

Having to get up half an hour earlier to fit all my physio exercises in.

Same with all of them unfortunately

I’ve been like that since my 20s! My thermostat has never worked.

I caught sight of myself in a mirror - I think they were being very kind

When someone assumes you’re in your 40s and it’s been rather a long time since you were.

Our bodies can be a little tricky. I think I’ve reached the age where I wake up and stop to check what’s hurting today!

Oh no. So frustrating for you. Hope you can find a gentle but fun distraction so at least your brain can rest a little.

This is me atm! One injury after another. It’s so annoying.

Seems perfectly reasonable

A stranger sits in your chair
Are we now in winter as I move into spring

Exactly. Heavy, unsquashable stuff first so they go at the bottom of the trolley with light stuff last to go on top. Freezer stuff altogether in freezer bag. Simple innit.

Hopefully it’ll feel better in the morning

You just have to be patient. It just wants to take its time today.