right now, somewhere in the world, some gay baby is hearing “runway” and taking their first steps to gaga saying “WALK” 🥹

i wish we all had more money just so we could spend it on music

tea 😔

is there a website or something where you can paste links to songs and deduce whether or not they were made with ai? i can’t take it anymore

good morning and happy saturday men

every time i wear a ribbed tank, i adjust my chest in such a way that i feel like a big-titted, bimbo slut with heaving boobs and knockers

i thought “gay pride” was like “a pride of lions who are gay” and now i’m realizing gays are just *proud*? wow

it’s fine-tuning my ability to play dumb af

“oh is that why gas prices are going up?”

filed my taxes

teenage me would be so thrilled to know that one day straight men would be willingly showing off the outlines of their dicks and balls on instagram

if you are diplo you need to adapt or just like give up trying to grow a mustache

sunburned the back of my legs and neck

me too 🖤 feigning productivity 🥰

i’ll never do that, don’t worry

same kinda?? there’s so much to wrap my head around, and tbh seeing what other people have come up with makes me want to throw up cuz how do people spend so much time playing….

it’s called friendship—i see some of the True Me in you (bald)

right! it’s challenging me to be more intentional and more organized, which feels like a challenge i need to face and push past

awe thank you 🥹 not saying i’m stopping (but been inconsistent cuz work and bday week plans)—i shall return and have something not ugly to present 🙂‍↕️

was tryna keep up with streaming pokopia but 🖤

i’m like *bad at the game* and lately playing it *stresses me out* 🖤

also everything i’ve built is *hella ugly* 🖤

noooo baby let’s get thru this, i’m shootin whimsy all over you

yea 🙄

🔥❤️‍🔥🔥

Thank you bb!!🖤🖤

thank you love 🖤🖤🖤

thank you baby!! 🖤🖤

thank you babe! 🖤🖤

would i post me in my birthday suit if it *wasn’t* my birthday?

(“2 on” by tinashe playing in bg)

i think if a bank emails you “happy birthday,” they should also gift you money

i’d keep them forever 🫢