🫂❤️

Breaking a take.

honey bee on a red and yellow indian blanket flower

🐝

blaspheours

Always hot. Always fresh.

A tunic made of tapioca. Beware.

Seems like there are better places to keep proof than in pudding.

Looking for the veins of humanity.

🤣🤣🥳

Functional apathy.

“Aarp” groaned the aging pirate.

Looking for the veins of humanity.

Strunk and White's

"Elements of Shitposting (unabridged)"

Skeetmining without a canary, like our forefathers did.

Two weeks until the clocks go back. Never liked them anyway.

Blasphemy.

Blaspheyou.

You two are making me cream in my pajamas.
Just as the flyer advertised.

❤️❤️❤️❤️🫂❤️❤️❤️❤️

Yes, especially my eight fingers.

You can actually see her teeth marks on her own arm from trying to gnaw it off…

😁😍❤️

72 hour protection for deodorant seems unnecessary outside of trench warfare.

This ⬇️ is the same deal Pres. Biden struck that Trump+Netanyahu sabotaged. Now they are taking credit & hopefully fully implementing. How many Palestinians died in the interim? How extra days were Israelis held hostage? Will @nytimes.com report this part of the story or as usual, only the MAGA angle

See what happens when you take a chance on me?😁😘

Pavarotti looks big but he's actually plural

Skeetmining without a canary, like our forefathers did.

Are you going to keep doing that?
*points at your face*

Lowered expectations is the hot new trend.

Give a little, get a little.

I'm eating all the cheese.

Soon, there will be no more cheese.

If you wanted some, you should have eaten it before I ate all of it.

-current world philosophy