Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

Drove for about 2 hours to see Crowbar and Eyehategod and back again before the sun even started setting.

It was a sick journey to the astral plane and back.
Shoutout to Brett for letting me help him plug one of the cables for his fretboard back in.

With them, I also finally got to see Knoll curse the entire building after missing my last chance.

Saw Pallbearer tear the fabric of reality at the seams (again)

Cherish everything, every moment and every person that enriches your life and the world around you, no matter the brevity.

R.I.P Bo

When Harm's Way came to town last year, one of my fondest memories of it was briefly chatting with Bo and expressing my enjoyment for their music and the good times he and Colin provided with Hardlore.

Struggling to comprehend that this is real. Devastated.

Bo was among the most radiant folks in heavy music today.

I was only a week away from seeing Pallbearer play Foundations in person, what the fuck happened man???

I said this privately to friends but I like it well enough to thread it here: Palm Sunday is Jesus anticipating 2000 years of narrative theory and observing that any story can be both comic and tragic, any moment within any story can contain ambiguities too complex to allow for resolution,

Hayes has gotta point the mic in my direction again like he did with The Diplomat if he runs with this

Genuinely prayed for this. I’m spending the whole fucking weekend spinning this record. It feels too good to be true, but it really is.

Discovery and Blackwater Park sharing the exact same release day

Cheers to 25 years of Discovery

I still wouldn’t call it feel-good. It’s not like they pulled a BC,NR type facelift.

So far, this is probably the least self-loathing song I’ve heard from em.

Like, playing it after New Brigade is like looking at that photo of Steve-O with an ungodly amount of whippets and then looking at him now.

The two styles of popular modern metal are “European people being embarrassing” and “energy drink metalcore made by the computer”

BANDS WITH FLASH GAMES

New video out now :D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1q3...

Remember who you’re fighting for!

dog, I just woke up.

big fucking day for Holden Bloodfeast.

THERE I AM GARY! THERE I AM!!!

Racists ate shit tonight. That’s all I care about.

Please not Pusha man…

You went to see melania?

I don’t think I’ve seen him smile the whole season until now