a person can either see everything as a secret sign among a cabal of perverts or live in a world where hope still exists

the degree to which people have handed mental real estate over to the worst fringe creeps on earth is baffling

everyone remembers MLK junior's I Have a Weed speech

IDEA: movie about a group of hired warriors defending a communal weed farm called The Fortunate Twenty

i mean they're wearing shoes most of the time, that's the only nudity people are worried about these days

they coulda had a souls twofer if they brought in hannah john-kamen

actually, we never saw ciaran's face under the mask. maybe shalquoir was piloting her the whole time like the guy from men in black

i wonder what would happen if that guy from the crow took that drug from limitless

i'm sure he wanted to make a last express movie before finding out that jordan mechner had already cut together a movie version of the game, so he instead pivoted to source code

aminals :)

this is yet another result of guys ranking women. Do Not Taint Being Horny With Math

erotica standaaaaard

really went off in the alt text. the words just came to me naturally

ken ogawa from ninja blade with his stupid helmet that looks like if someone tried to do a badass reboot of zorro in the mid-2000s where the redesign scene would happen right after the new zorro sees the significantly better old outfit and calls it gay

was just thinking again of how the main character in ninja blade has the amazing concept of a combined ninja/biker outfit, and then he has the helmet of a guy who gets beaten up by the ninja turtes

keiji nakaoka really hit 'em with the "artist on loan from lost planet" special

i could lie and say name 1100 was Chico Calgary because it sounds cooler, but that was 1109. name 1100 is Bidney Satellites

ME: damn, ever since i stopped stimming off of sound design in music, i don't stim off of anything creative
ALSO ME: beep beep here comes the 1110th NPC name

eyyyy badabing badabook

a looooooooooowlyyyyyyyyyyy taaaaaaaaaaarniiiiiiiiishhhhhhhhhhed plaaaaaaaa- [this software has crashed]

whoa-oh here he comes
watch out child
he'll moon you up
whoa-oh here he comes
he's a friend power

remake of jackie chan's the tuxedo where the suit actually does jack him off and sometimes during dialogue he'll just pause really awkwardly as he finishes

wesley telling him not to invest in it shows how powerful of an ally he could've been

enjoy your time in Fuck City, Population: Bitch

no better way to make young folk stop memes than by acknowledging just how much they bother you

they call it the assbox 360 because you

for a second i thought you were driving a blade into yourself, which is a much less efficient weight loss method

shoutouts to my crappy syllable removal because i messed up john ricciardi's name the dragon's dogma episode of WTAG. i'll go from being wrong to sounding bad every time if it means being right

you drank gn? gn and tnc? vdk on the rcks? bldy mry??

you're not here for gender. you come here, for magic

trevvy day / is in my ear / birthday's in my hands

now whos gonna ride me