I like the darker polos

Awesome!

£1.35 for a bag of Nik-Naks is proof that Britain is a failed state.

It worked for Keir Starmer

Yeah, the casting was phenomenal.

It confirmed to me that Neil Gaiman was not the reason why I liked Good Omens.

Excellent

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who told him, that's what I want to know

Nearly got a guy in an ankle lock at jujitsu. The only thing that saved him was that I have no idea how to do an ankle lock.

Thank you for inspiring another playthrough!

I regret that the game is so long that it is not practical for me to see every romance.

I made an order at a local Mexican restaurant in my (extremely bad) Spanish and no fewer than three strangers congratulated me on the attempt while coaching me through the interaction.

It turns out people appreciate it if you try and speak their language a little bit, even if you aren't good.

There’s still tickets! If you’re in Seattle and wanna make a little guy and support a great art shop, come hang out!

Very cool

I appreciate this apology, after all these years.

If you have money to spare for aid, my friend Spencer could use it.

I promise that if I am elected Senator I will demand at least 3 times the bribe money that Susan Collins does, AND I will demand that some of it is in non-campaign funds that I can spend on things I like e.g bath bombs, dead by daylight premium currency, guitars, rocco's pizza.

It always amazes me how cheaply you can buy a senator.

The Pitt got me and my wife watching ER. It holds up incredibly well.

Apparently this got you blocked and now my psyche is screaming at me to track down the post this was in relation to so that I, too, can know what an idiot said.

The fact that there are daily headlines that say things like "250 people killed in bombing attack" is not something that we should be desensitised to. Imagine the scale of suffering that would cause in your community. In your country. Right now, it's happening literally every day, for no reason.

Yeah, this is a great look. I've never managed to get glasses to suit my face like that.

I think I wore it for the witching hour video

[days later]

them: what are you having for dinner

me: (remembering something about this post that seemed important) uhhhhh… parabolic sandwiches

Me looking handsome wearing a wizard hat with my dog beside me

Throwback to the time I got a wizard hat for Christmas

I'll clean yours if you clean mine and don't ask how many dogs I have beforehand

I'm afraid so

Such a cool portrait!