Convincing the spouse to take me banana slug counting, because that's obviously the top of every normal person's list of west coast activities

Ok, but as a non-forensic pathologist, have we determined what point-blank sandwich range is? For science 🥪 #pathsky #pathology #DC

A little less than a month of using primarily digital/WSI. I'm way faster on glass, but you can't deny the convenience.

a man in a striped shirt is holding a cup of coffee and looking at the camera . ALT: a man in a striped shirt is holding a cup of coffee and looking at the camera .

The jump scare that is reading your own grosses from PGY-1 while reviewing priors.
#pathology

Between phones and pagers and insulin pump alarms and dexcom alarms, I'm just very over today.

This is the correct fast food take.

Hey, Hollywood, if you need a pathologist medical advisor for TV, these student loans are coming due. There are dozens of folks who'd watch that show, dozens!

Watching The Pitt bc my Sunday scaries weren't enough apparently.

Ocular migraines as a pathologist are inconvenient.

You haven't lived until you've done a ROSE with Celine Dion absolutely blaring in the background while the proceduralist yells measurements into the void. It's okay though, we got adequate material and my heart will, in fact, go on. I'm so tired, y'all.

...I thought this was an art piece

Yuppp, no idea what to do now. Was hoping to switch before attending salary calculations come into play but idk. 🫠

Doomsday fish sighting feels right.

I didn't think the end times would be so stupid.

As a people path I was so confused for a second...but that does make sense 🤔

I'm board certified...think it's finally safe to get rid of my Pathoma?

Do y'all need cytopathologists? 😅

Black text on white background. It reads: With you, for you. WHO remains committed to health for all.

#HealthForAll

For everyone. Everywhere.

Lambda-restricted myeloma cast nephropathy
*Diffuse ATN
*Glassy fractured eosinophilic casts on H&E w cellular reaction
*PAS pale
*Polychromatic (red and blue) on trichrome
#pathsky #nephsky #medsky

Officially deactivated my Twitter account. Bittersweet since I've met so many people through #dsma and medical training since starting it in 2012. But I think simplifying my digital life in 2025 is going to be one of my goals.

I'm glad there's no Dexcom Wrapped like Spotify. #T1D #lada

I have an unreasonably large nail polish collection, however, ppl are out here using R to analyze their polish usage and that is a level I'll never match.

I do need the killer lemonade back, maybe restrict it to healthcare workers since we're all Professional Caffeinators

There are no snow days when you're a doctor in northern New England

How are you liking it? I'm moving out there this summer!

This is, of course, the only correct take.

I'm team McRib but I'd never turn down an ArbyQ. This discussion happening during brain cutting feels so right tho lol

Dang, we're all getting called out today 🥲

I've never seen Grey's Anatomy. Should I start as part of dissociate from reality December? #medsky