GotG 3 is largely considered to have the best soundtrack out of the trilogy. This is due to the fact I was alive when most of the music came out, and therefore could sing along in the theater.

“Appendaddy you’re so swollen”

Yall ain’t ready for me without an appendix, bout to be getting that appendick in me

Colonoscopies are just premium hole pics

God I love working in an office full of non tech people. I’m struggling to center a div for an hour and someone walks over, full on basic ass css W3Schools on my monitor, and was like ‘wow I don’t think I could even begin to do that’. Me neither Brenda

A middle aged woman from my new job asked if I had given someone “the daddy finger”. What a fucking ally

Just watched The Substance, horrifying and amazing movie with a powerful message. Thank god I’m never getting old otherwise it might’ve spooked me

Went back to my regular coffee shop back home after not seeing the people there for almost a year. Was yapping and being homosexual with them for a while and an old woman complained about me within 20 mins. Damn homophobia is alive and well in the south. Or I’m annoying. Probably homophobia

Finally some recognition for my service.

I was sucking dick in a gay bar, fully nude, and some homosexual decided to play Popular from the movie over the bar-wide jukebox. I did not stop. Where’s my Purple Heart, where’s my support group.

Idk I’ve been cold before and never felt a primal urge to immerse myself in the soundscape of a WWI victory parade

Did you turn into the gay version of John Phillip Susa or

Pink Pilates princess strut pop

I feel like Spotify is just calling us slurs

After sending my 73rd hole pic: “can I see more of you pup?”

Me: actively wondering if it’s hot to send colonoscopy pics for variety