have you considered the following:

i’m sorry for still using twitter more than bluesky. unfortunately i get way more attention over there

happy 100 followers to me

that’s what i’m saying!!!

ayo bluesky where the bi cock at???

how it feels like having to go from twitter to bluesky and loosing your followers

i’m built like this btw.. if you even care 😒

Red, white, blue is in the sky
Summer's in the air and baby, heaven's in your eyes
I'm your national anthem

ily!! his name is leo. he’s my friend’s dog but in my heart of hearts he’s my son

reskeet with a photo where you don’t look the least bit menacing

please and thank you

what’s this “twitter” y’all keep speaking of..?

now that i have a small following again all i wanna do is post hole

they need to enable videos on here bc i just made a silly video of me slapping my pussy and i can’t even share it anywhere

i’m just a girl..

i’m so DUMB

testing testing 1 2 3

testing testing 1 2 3

am i allowed to post ass? bc i keep trying and it keeps instantly vanishing

The way this app is also kinda broken

my sexy twitter oomf using twitter breaking as an excuse to slide into my dms yeah it was worth it

NOOO TURN TWITTER BACK ON I WAS GETTING BI COCK

i wish twitter would disappear after 30 milliseconds too

witnessing the downfall of twitter in real time and wondering if this is how the men on the titanic submersible felt

abbreviating taylor swift as “TS” is transsexual erasure

twitter being down is the worst thing that could’ve happened to me. where am i supposed to find bi cock now

we gotta do our part

i just be clock in and skeeting