Secretary of War Pete Hegs... • © • 39m
The War Department is once again restoring freedom to our Joint Force.
We are discarding the mandatory flu vaccine requirement, effective immediately.
General George Washington required Continental Army soldiers be inoculated for smallpox. We would not have won independence if he hadn’t.
You dumb chucklefuck.
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The Law of “Why Are You Investigating White Nationalists?”
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What possible law could they be in violation of?
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Real safety means accountability, prevention and protection, and we're ready to address the LAPD’s lack thereof head on.
Our neighborhoods are starved for resources while paying for a protection racket for one of the biggest legal gangs in the world.
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Day 53 of Operation Epic Failure. Still an Epic Failure. Republicans still haven’t told us what victory in Operation Epic Failure looks like. No goals. No strategy. Just Market Manipulation by the Ultra wealthy and corrupt elites.
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Bactrian camels are packed with adaptations that allow them to survive some of the harshest climates on earth.
TT: MayhemTheCamel
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Pharrell Williams - Happy ( We Are From Middle Age )
YouTube video by Gaétan Perreau
Still more historically accurate than a lot of films & tv shows ;)
youtu.be/xHwW4EnWLBU?...
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The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Castles Made Of Sand (HQ)
YouTube video by Frank Rovers
#ScavengerHunt2
#Musicchallenge
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Day 21: Found at the Beach
Jimi Hendrix - Castles Made Of Sand
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I’m betting Stephen Miller wrote this. I can actually hear him saying it. Doing it with that weird head turned the right delivery. And 19 years for the Vietnam War?!
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Me too. But she was up there. First, and most important, she’s a she. Second, all that crazy ass stuff with her and her husband.
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Almost every conservative Republican I know is conservative because of racism.
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There's a war on for this limited edition tote!
This nightmare cost us so much money. Help us out! Get the tote.
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Insert “feeding drones to the desert“ meme here.
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Just hours later, Trump woke up and fired off his profanity-laced threat online, warning Iran it would be left “living in Hell.” 5/
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Officials made the call to limit his access, only briefing him at “meaningful moments” instead of giving him real-time control. 3/
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Meanwhile, the operation itself nearly fell apart, with aircraft stuck in desert sand and U.S. forces scrambling to avoid Iranian detection. The airman was eventually rescued, but the chaos didn’t end there. 4/
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Well, at least we haven’t invaded Cuba yet, so we got that going for us, which is nice.
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The good news is you won’t spend the rest of your life like this. The bad news, it gets worse. For instance, you can never trust a fart over 50. Ah, life’s rich pageantry.
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I thought that I would never match "pulled muscle in ribcage by sneezing while lying down weird" for washed-style injuries, but I've been dealing with a shoulder that hurts because I slept on it wrong for a couple weeks now. Can't wait to spend the rest of my life like this!
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I know glass artists who could create something very similar for you. If you have any glassblowers near you, they could do it or know someone who can.
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God, I’d love to have that bowl in my kitchen. Even factory built from China, as it would be today. It’s beautiful.
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The U.S. is like, “we want to destroy our country,” Israel’s like, “hold my beer. “
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Scritch!! You must scritch!
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It seems like ages ago…I guess it sorta is…we’ll have BT and AT…before we lost out damn minds and after.
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