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Sarcastic humor gets a like. Disinfo gets a block.

Judging by my current reaction I'm pretty sure 5yo me would have been ecstatic.

We are very happy that today Apple issued a patch and a security advisory. This comes following 404 Media reporting that the FBI accessed Signal message notification content via iOS despite the app being deleted.

two men are arm wrestling each other in a gym . ALT: two men are arm wrestling each other in a gym .

IT & HR tired of catching shit for things they did not decide to do.

Which is exactly why we need organizations like Cahoots and proper de-escalation training for all public authorities. We've come a long way in understanding how to manage these kinds of situations effectively for all parties.

You sure this is not a legit message from Tidjane Salaün?

That was the #1 reason why Brandon Roy has knees of sawdust.

Yeah speedrunning a Dark Souls game is cool but have you ever played Ecco the Dolphin?

Trail Blazers.

YOU HAD ONE JOB.

I think one thing we can give the league full credit for is that they got religion real quick on concussions and implemented a proper safety/recovery protocol.

cc: @mims.bsky.social

Watching every national NBA reporter and pundit on Bluesky relentlessly dragging Tom Dundon is maybe the most heartwarming thing I've experienced On Here so far.

Wemby concussion.
Scoot went off.
Nail biter finish.
Blazers win.

Also, weirdly, Reggie Miller was maybe the least annoying he has ever been in any broadcast I've had to listen to him.

I would like to call on all of Portland's major strip clubs to not open until 7pm on Friday night so the dancers can have a proper protest outside the Spurs hotel.

💀

I will be shocked, SHOCKED if we take this series even with Wemby out. Wasn't even worrying about it or hoping for it, but it would send a hell of a message to certain indiviudals, wouldn't it?

YEAH BLAZERS!!! WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!?

Also, hugely ironic for Jrue, struggling all night, to make the halfcourt 3 after the final buzzer when it didn't matter.

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TIMELORD!!!!

Scoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot

He was grimacing at the free throw line. Dude really seems like he needs a massage.

Such a pretty, difficult layup from Scoot. Win or lose this has been a really promising night for the evolution of this roster.

This would be exactly the right time for Toumani to get hot from 3.

If I have to hear artillery fire every time the Seahawks score a TD in the NFL postseason, your neighbors can just shut up and take it.

You can tell he's really got his finger on the pulse of the electorate. 🙄

I have absolutely no animosity towards Spurs fans... but!

This chronic obsession with chanting the refs is some weak ass frontrunner noise.

Embarassing. I expect this from Laker fans. Try and use this halftime to reflect or something.

Scoot leveling up in this series. Love to see it.

Jrue:

NO ROB SHOOT THE CORNER THREE THAT'S AN ORDER.

Tisse you madman.

PSA: If a weird little account with no posts or replies and a dumb little icon for an avatar BUT 3500 FOLLOWERS decides to follow you?

Block that ASAP.