Area warlord fails to understand what the number one killer of soldiers has been in history

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

"All men are created equal with certain unalienable rights" was once (and maybe still is) such a radical and progressive idea that the people who wrote it didn't even mean it.

You know I knew that Door Dash woman looked familiar

Nah that's the fun part. Dinner and a show!

FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious. Gregg Phillips, who is in charge of responding to fires and floods, says the hand of God suddenly and mysteriously moved him to a 24-hour breakfast spot in Rome, Ga.

Folks, I give you the New York Times

This is so, so well-articulated.

Sports heroes and movie stars are doing the coolest stuff. But win one for the nerds because nothing is cooler than strapping your ass to a rocket and going into outer space

Cool as shit

Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts

The public sector workforce is broadly comprised of skilled and caring professionals who create tremendous value in society.

BREAKING via CNN

Potomac TRACON, the key radar facility handling D.C. airspace, has been evacuated to “ATC ZERO” according to FAA alerts. The FAA is now implementing ground stops for flights to Reagan National, Dulles, BWI, Charlottesville and Richmond airports.

Pilot on my flight: “Air travel is not fun right now. Please be nice to each other. I don’t want to be on CNN. Let’s just go home.”

The market is going to keep falling for this every single day.

Never thought I'd write this story, but here it is 👇

French General Richoux: "He wanted to invade Greenland and now he is begging for help from Europe" "He can go fuck himself." (📹@Tweet4AnnaNAFO)

Be surprised if you were the only one!

OH. MY. GAWD.

New paper alert!

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Ummmmm wow

It was billed as a press conference on the Iran war. But President Donald Trump seemed more interested in talking about gold decorations, before outing a lawmaker's terminal diagnosis. u.afp.com/SLPM

🤣 what's this storm doing? Better kick in some doors and find out 🤣

UMPE UMBC Athletics * @UMBCAthletics Just realized the best part of having an autobid is that we don't need a relative going on tv to explain why we deserve to be in over a 30-win @MiamiRedHawks x.com/marchmadnessmb...

OOOOOO LAWD UMBC

BREAKING: A drone has crashed into the US Embassy in Dubai.

Better yet do it in our Slack channel so I can creatively call you a dumbass before having you removed from the channel while we are on hour 17 of the event. 🤣

objection your honor, my client is being brutally owned online

Meanwhile, in Hawai'i, ...

90 mph wind gust at the Cheyenne Wyoming ASOS (78kts) just set the all-time wind speed record at KCYS! #wywx #wind

A little offended Grammarly didn't make a sloppelganger of me