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Posts by Keith Simpson

No wonder he looks miserable. She on the other hand...

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Do airport transits count in the numbers?

Genuinely don't know .

4 days ago 0 0 1 0

No Annette.
I got a message saying 'rate limit exceeded'.
Not sure if it meant I'd won something, or I'd been chucked out of the pub.

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Oddly enough it still happens, at the top of Warwick Road, post match.

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As the BBC would say (they're not allowed to advertise):

Other restaurants are available.

I sincerely hope.

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"It's a great day for the insane gambler".

And God knows, they're all insane.

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What was the score?

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A break well earned.

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Dots joined. ๐Ÿ‘

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I quite enjoyed the promotion season the year after. Having said that I'm in no hurry to repeat it.

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Most folk here have summarised the game well. One word, brutal. But if was also a gripping match & great TV.
The best team won, and the barbarians lost.
In the interest of balance I should point out that Leeds transformed and went on to win the league the nxt year playing football that was sublime.

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

The full quote is:

Football bloody hell.

congratulations.

If you can turn up at Old Trafford with a team with half an eye on the semi, that would be grand.

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We're all doomed.

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Gianni must be so proud.

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If only they could have Victoria Wood to push it.

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It's the law of sod.
Get well soon.

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On the off-chance that Jesus should return to Washington to maybe audit the books and stuff, he'll have to take our Pete to one side and point out that when it comes to Christ's teachings most of them appear to have sailed over his head. But that's drunks for you.

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Bob 1966

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Big fan of Giorgia and Jesus?

You come across as someone who may have read the bible, but has learnt nothing from it.
Not awesome, just awful.

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Presumably the Cuban government would have put out a statement condemning Trump.

Have they?

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Next question, who is he?
And should I be scared?

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๐ŸŽต I'm Berlington Bertie, I rise at 10.30 and then take a stroll down the Mall.

A lifestyle I can recommend.

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I can't claim to have ever taken my custom there. But it sounds like purgatory.

Can you get a drink?

I'd need one.

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Not too sure who's on the Colombian marching powder, but somebody is.

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Dare I say it? A much better title.

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Looks like Milo Minderbinder is running the show.

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It would be really helpful if you could reference your sources.

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I had a computer joke, but it fell to bits.

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Given that Manchester United fans couldn't care less about the England team (I'm being polite), and Liverpool regularly boo the national anthem, I think you mean West Ham.

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Preferably Emilia Fox

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