I'd move there in a heartbeat and do it up. A house right on the beach that has FOUR towers? Just call me a princess.

a bald man with a mustache and a suit and tie is making a funny face . ALT: a bald man with a mustache and a suit and tie is making a funny face .

Hahahah

You'll just be a menace twice over tomorrow, so it puts today's niceness oot the window, sorry pal

Nooo, the shell is what makes them great! I'm gonna buy some at the shop this morning I think 🙂‍↕️

🙂‍↕️ I'm not here all day.

Exactly 🙂‍↕️

it's because that's why.

I've a really good memory! The ma was an utter bitch, she deserved what she got, although it should've been sooner!

Exactly, I wish we were on the same page for their sake.

It's far from ideal, huh!

Having a different parenting style to your other half is fucking terrible. My head's about to combust.

5 😂 but I did it!

I really enjoyed that film! Thanks for the recommendation 🙂‍↕️

I like how they mentioned Orkney and Olga was travelling there 😅

Sorry to intrude, but what?! How!

10K is nothing, you can get through that in 47.5 hours.

I'm going to be on so much coffee today I'm gonna start hearing colours.

No, I'm still here unfortunately 🥸

I hope it was a small one.

Aww you guys 🥰 happy anniversary 🥂 x

What did YOU have?

Wouldn't thick twice about it.

I am totally up for this challenge 🙂‍↕️

Dunno what you're on about, it's nothing but the absolute finest 💁🏼‍♀️

That song is in my head now! Will be all night until I listen to it 😅

Hi wee Perry 🥹 happy home day to you x

That can't be all you're having 😱 no wonder you're a wee skinny malinky!

The shoop shoop song!! 🤩

I could easily devour a whole packet 🫠