and it's a kickass song

The Sheep Detectives | International Trailer | May 7 YouTube video by Empire Movies

just saw a commercial for the Sheep Detectives and I thought for a moment that there must be a CO2 leak in my house. But no, it was real life.

ya'll need to sync up and get aligned

murdered by Chief Boyardee

I mean, he's no looker, but could they find a MORE unflattering picture of my dude?

The funny thing is, hotel rooms have numbers. Much easier to just tell your robber friend that!

the overlords will have us all looking like Poindexter at the Greek Games talent show

Paul Newman would never

Freedom is only a hop away. Can he make it?

I feel like an alien on this planet sometimes. For example: I watched Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie last night and didn't really find it that funny at all. I tried!

whenever this guy talks I just see Will Ferrell as Harry Caray

all-time banger

rubbin my hands together, thinkin about that gray hamburger

both nostrils? damn girl

we all got jumanjied into monopoly

"adore" is a definite stretch but this new record from Grade 2 is pretty great

real talk, has anyone ever seen Trump and the Hamburglar in the same room?

microplastics just don't have the some oomph

Strikes me as more of an Arcade Fire kinda guy

Western Addiction - The Diamond (Official Music Video) YouTube video by FAT WRECK CHORDS

my band Western Addiction released our second single today from our new album Psychedelic Munitions, out May 22nd on Fat Wreck Chords. Give it a listen!

A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

Thought these guys were tossers ever since they bullied Nardwuar.

or who merely walks by it with her child, oblivious to its existence

did he have a cheshire grin at any point as well?

Drama: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Action/Adventure: Fellowship of the Ring
Horror: Dawn of the Dead
Comedy: Step Brothers
Oscar Winner: No Country for Old Men

Cigarettes that moan when you smoke them

Want to save water? Now you can flush away your dignity instead!

Sciatic Nerve - Sciatic Nerve YouTube video by Gunner Records

thinking about that time at my bachelor party that I starred as a terrified bird for my homies' band's music video.

and high as a giraffe's nuts the entire time