Robert McNamara: Prime Minister Castro, this missile crisis was the last straw. We almost blew ourselves up. Now we invited you here today... John F. Kennedy: In good faith! Robert McNamara: ….. in good faith, to sort this thing out. Fidel Castro: And why is he [Nixon] here? He lost! John F. Kennedy: As I always say, forgive your enemies, but remember their names. Now gentlemen, as I like to think, in the long history of the world, that there are only a few generations... (Noises are heard in the background.) Richard Nixon: Sounds like someone breaking in... John F. Kennedy: Just the storm, Dick. Sit down. Zombies smash a window, making noises and breaking through. Richard Nixon: Oh my God! Robert McNamara: It appears the Pentagon has been breached. John F. Kennedy: Zombies. Gentlemen, at times like these our capacity to retaliate must be and has to be massive, to deter all forms of aggression. John F. Kennedy: Gentlemen, lock and load! Fidel Castro: Viva la Revolution. Robert McNamera: Any last words, Mr. President? Richard Nixon: Yes Jack, any superlative words of inspiration for our humble troops? John F. Kennedy: Do not pray for easy lives, my friends. Pray to be stronger men.

chat you’re never gonna believe what was found in the jfk files

Pretty damn good framing for Dems

Please, if you haven't yet after all that's happened, just leave that awful site. It actually does absolutely nothing for you.

Hey guys, I'm going to put my dog in charge of making sure nobody eats this turkey that just came out of the oven.

Kind, good, happy, gentlemanly, secure people never go Nazi. They may be the gentle philosopher whose name is in the Blue Book, or Bill from City College to whom democracy gave a chance to design airplanes-you'll never make Nazis out of them. But the frustrated and humiliated intellectual, the rich and scared speculator, the spoiled son, the labor tyrant, the fellow who has achieved success by smelling out the wind of success-they would all go Nazi in a crisis.

“Who goes Nazi” from 1941 harpers.org/archive/1941...

Panel 1 August and Gustopher are walking home from the store with groceries. a carton of eggs has fallen out of the grocery bag and is sitting on the ground. Gustopher: AH! Dad, I tripped and dropped the eggs. Panel 2 This moment is making August remember a similar event when he was younger. He has a memory of tripping and dropping eggs. Gustopher: I'm sorry. Panel 3 August remembers the reaction from adults who were there in the moment and how it made him feel. He remembers the immediate guilt and inability to articulate an apology. Memory of an Unseen Adult: WHAT DID YOU DO!? Memory of August: I- I'm so- So-so-sor- Memory of an Unseen Adult: Sorry doesn't fix it. Clean it up! Gustopher: Dad? Panel 4 August kneels down to check on Gustopher. August: It's okay. It was an accident. Are you hurt? Gustopher: I'm fine. August: That's good. Let's clean this.

I'm Sorry - Gator Days

I'm getting tired of the "The X Situation is Insane" format of video titles. I get that it works in terms of getting clicks, I just wish it weren't everywhere lol.

I'm celebrating my birthday party at
Toxic Toast Records this year and I'm planning on
matching all the ticket money and donating to
@MutualaidLA to help all those affected by the Los
Angeles fires.

Make sure to get a ticket so I can
know how much cake and party hats to buy!

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Nobody knows this but that coulda been me if I did stuff different.

(citing completely made up statistics) thoughts on this?

welcome to awesome vlog: i cant handle awesome edition

How fucked up is it that after Jimmy Carter passed away, our next oldest living president is the current one.

It's rare you get such a clear illustration of whose lives have value in America and whose don't

i fucking love fortnite man

And ironically the articles chastising people to stay on Twitter won’t even circulate on there or Meta because they both suppress links to journalism! 😂

People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy.

It’s not rocket science.

La creatura.

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english isn't my mother language

Daffodil - Makes Ya Think

welcome to awesome vlog: doing edition

Sun flag looking like it's giving a boat captain a back rub.

Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.

The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.

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