What are you getting tattooed? Or just in general?

Somebody needs to ELI5 why I don't need this.

Holy shit!! WE DID IT!! 🤘

What if we made out on the Mr. Tire service center customer couch?

"The Honyak Music School was hit by a drone

* Please share this post to support me and my wife *
So that our voices can be heard with high views and millions

"And the result of my wife and I's two-year effort was suddenly destroyed."

-Hamidreza Afrideh

I'm equally sad and delighted that "Lizzie Burden" isn't the name of some woman-led heavy metal band.

(any women want to help form 'Lizzie Burden'?)

Someone at game night said "salt & vinegar are the piss kink of potato chips" and it's so weirdly accurate.

Life, the universe, and piss.

Sure, the NYT crosswords are challenging, but you get the little piano riff at the end. Buh-da-da-da-da-ᵈᵃ *BOMP*

Great memories. Number two of my top five.

My deodorant promises to be aluminum-free. I just saw gum in the store that promises to be plastic-free. How the hell much stuff out there should I worried about being in other stuff?

Hate the idea that venmo and paypal seem like rivals, but they're owned by the same company

"the main"... implying there are other accounts? 😏

"It's National X Day! Come to Y for your free X!"

I won't. It's crowded. I'll have to pay for something to go with it. I'd rather just go to Y and pay for that X when I want that X.

Pam Bondi is destined for NewsMax or whatever now. Turns out "I fought tooth and nail to defend a child r-pist president" gets caught by even the laziest AI job screening robots anywhere else.

Reid Wiseman, commander of the Artemis 2 mission, went to high school that's 20 minutes away from me!

Duck Tales takes place in Duckburg in the same way that we live in People City

Pornography? Some things are better than pornography...

They are. That's why they're running voter suppression with the "SAVE Act". 🙄

Why does AI pr0n exist?! Am I getting old?

Nothing like that smug feeling of finishing a Thursday NYT crossword only to realize, in horror, that it's only Wednesday...

@wtyppod.bsky.social Between this and Port Arthur, there's, tragically, lots of material for y'all.

Why would you put fries on a hot dog? The relatively small form factor makes a hot dog a vehicle for toppings with a lot of concentrated flavor. French fries are just, themselves, vehicles.

Ya need peppers, onions, bacon, mustard... stuff like that.

Cute!! Yes!-- Very similar

Let's go!! '09 Chevy Aveo. She's smol.

I was in my 30s when I learned that "Marnie" was something that loving parents could name their child.

No hate... but... Marnie?

I'M GONNA TOUCH THE BELLY

Pick one what? No one's asking you to post anything...

"the ban"??