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Posts by Somnius

Hey, this is worth taking like 60 seconds to fill out. Its not a commitment towards anything, its just to help the Free Speech Coalition gauge interest in such a credit union

Please share this around! This could end up being huge!

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everyone needs to be loved

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How is UNBEATABLE this good what the fuck

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YCH done for the lovely @theonlyskywoof.bsky.social

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Sky shark accidentally sends an β€œembarrassing photo” again. So he runs and dives into the sea to chew up them internet cables gwuh to stop the pics from reaching right hand side cup holder

Sky shark accidentally sends an β€œembarrassing photo” again. So he runs and dives into the sea to chew up them internet cables gwuh to stop the pics from reaching right hand side cup holder

Why sharks bite internet cables

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"There she is!!!" by SamBakZa was posted 22 YEARS AGO today on @newgrounds.com. Happy Anniversary to Doki and Nabi!

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My friends forcing me to accept compliments... I love them.
by @pichet.bsky.social

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idk. life’s easier when you and your partner(s) can look at hot people, turn to each other and bite your lip in unison

cooperative thirst is healthy for a relationship, actually. that’s my hot take

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"A delicate cycle.
When light is obstruct by dark.
A Phoenix takes flight."
-Inferno '26

Finished piece for @deignad.bsky.social πŸ™β€οΈπŸ”₯ made with acrylic paint and epoxy resin on a 2x3ft 3/4in birch plywood canvas.

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Reskeeting with alt text

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Comic about a person turning into a puppy with the caption; "Wow that was pretty traumatic guess I'll be puppy about it"

Comic about a person turning into a puppy with the caption; "Wow that was pretty traumatic guess I'll be puppy about it"

Puppy

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blissful bear

by : @itsmesadaxis.bsky.social

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Oh wow that looks so good :Q___

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I was told to make a video to play at LVFC's closing with creative freedom so I used my free will accordingly

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I think they're pretty neat~

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digital illustration of helgi, my fursona. he's a brown wolf with black neck and head with white star on his forehead and golden eyes. he look at the viewer. the sun is rising between the mountain in the background. the text reads "yesterday's woke nonsense is today's normal human rights and you probably are benefiting from it right now!"

digital illustration of helgi, my fursona. he's a brown wolf with black neck and head with white star on his forehead and golden eyes. he look at the viewer. the sun is rising between the mountain in the background. the text reads "yesterday's woke nonsense is today's normal human rights and you probably are benefiting from it right now!"

Helgi have a word

#berensart2026

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jeez fuck that noise, who walks up to someone and says that >.<

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pov: you're making history. you're working with the most advanced technology in the world. outlook still doesn't fucking work.

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It's time to secure your DMs... in style Don't freak out, I'm not sounding the alarm bells on anything in particular. Take this post as an outstretched hand, here to guide you into the world of truly secure & private communication. I...

It's time to secure your DMs... in style meow.garden/secure-and-p...

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Huffffff >:3

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Honestly same πŸ–€

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A pic of Somnius's cock, foreskin rolled over their head so only the very tip is showing. They are sitting on their bed, legs open to show off their whole package, with their hard cock pointing slightly downwards.

A pic of Somnius's cock, foreskin rolled over their head so only the very tip is showing. They are sitting on their bed, legs open to show off their whole package, with their hard cock pointing slightly downwards.

The same framing as the previous shot of Somnius's cock, except this time with the foreskin fully rolled back

The same framing as the previous shot of Somnius's cock, except this time with the foreskin fully rolled back

Happy #4444skin day >:3 #nsfw #nsfwirl

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"1000 milliwills tall" is a perfect phrase and I love it

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Words by Funkit Toys from their thread https://bsky.app/profile/funkittoys.bsky.social/post/3mdtky5ug4s2r written Feb 1, 2026, art by Erika Moen. 

An illustration rendered to look prehistoric, as if it's on a stone tablet or stretched hide, shows an assortment of drawings depicting pieces of the following text. 

Narration: For anyone who may be losing faith in human progress, remember this: We invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun. 

Image: A stone phallus with several cracks and intentionally carved penis-head at one end.
Caption: Hohle Fels Phallus, 28,000 years ago

Text: We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language.
Image: A simplified cave art painting depicting a couple having sex in doggy-style. 
Caption: Cave art, Tassili n'Ajjer, Algeria, 12,000 years ago.

Text: We invented the condom before steel.
Image: An off-white, aged, sock-let with a long, ragged belt attached to it.
Caption: Oil-soaked linen condom of King Tutankkamunn, 1332-1323 BCE

Text: Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders.
Image: A fancy loaf of bread, referenced from Pompeii, even though it's not the same time period as the caption, but it looks nice, ok?.
Caption: Bread, 14,600-11,600 years ago.

Text: We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice.
Image: A barley field.
Caption: Beer, 5,000 years ago.

Text: Words by Funkit Toys, Art by Erika Moen, 2026

Words by Funkit Toys from their thread https://bsky.app/profile/funkittoys.bsky.social/post/3mdtky5ug4s2r written Feb 1, 2026, art by Erika Moen. An illustration rendered to look prehistoric, as if it's on a stone tablet or stretched hide, shows an assortment of drawings depicting pieces of the following text. Narration: For anyone who may be losing faith in human progress, remember this: We invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun. Image: A stone phallus with several cracks and intentionally carved penis-head at one end. Caption: Hohle Fels Phallus, 28,000 years ago Text: We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language. Image: A simplified cave art painting depicting a couple having sex in doggy-style. Caption: Cave art, Tassili n'Ajjer, Algeria, 12,000 years ago. Text: We invented the condom before steel. Image: An off-white, aged, sock-let with a long, ragged belt attached to it. Caption: Oil-soaked linen condom of King Tutankkamunn, 1332-1323 BCE Text: Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders. Image: A fancy loaf of bread, referenced from Pompeii, even though it's not the same time period as the caption, but it looks nice, ok?. Caption: Bread, 14,600-11,600 years ago. Text: We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice. Image: A barley field. Caption: Beer, 5,000 years ago. Text: Words by Funkit Toys, Art by Erika Moen, 2026

"We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language." (Full size image)
Words by @funkittoys.bsky.social, images by @erikamoen.bsky.social (and various uncredited prehistoric artists, craftspeople, and caveperverts)

Full post: www.patreon.com/posts/150935...

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