Uh! Uh! Uh! What do you, uh! Think of, uh! Göbekli tepe, uh! whore?

I got cha covered.

a man in a blue shirt is holding an egg in his hand in front of a window . ALT: a man in a blue shirt is holding an egg in his hand in front of a window .

So, the drugs are good?

We close our #WriterWednesday blog crawl and droopy diarists' disco with our credo: feed an author, leave a review.

Hey babe. Let's hold hands.
—Batman

Step eight:
Wear clothes.

Acceptable still.

Everything is Awesome HD YouTube video by aztas05

I do most sincerely hope that we will someday soon all be able to hold hands and sing the song together at the top of our little lungs, and, in the light of moving toward that noble goal, thusly and deftly, I propose we kragl the gop.
On, perhaps, a Tuesday.

youtu.be/twQDUY98-cg?...

“Good girl.”
*ducks*
“You're so fucking hot.”
*dodges ax, rolls into corner*
“I swear, you make me happy”
*dashes toward door, trips onto face (might have had help)*
“I love you”
*grunts in surprising pain*

Mmmmm, you're sooooo filthy, and I like that.

Swiped from some other platform.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS SPLATTER PLATTER

@gidgetwidget.bsky.social

Bachuki!
Thank you, Chelsea.
Sorry.
I meant PeekaChelsea.

Chick Tract comic panel depicting a bunch of Tough Looking Youths in leather trench coats with weapons, wearing t shirts saying DRUGS with a skull on it and MY ANCESTOR with an ape on it. A girl has SEX tattooed on her biceps in scary lettering. They are wielding a revolver, a rifle, and a Bowie knife like its 1877. Their hairstyles are broadly describable as "scary to suburban Reaganites". Two offices in the school hallway behind them are labeled "FREE BIRTH CONTROL" and "SEXUAL ORIENTATION COUNSELING".

Shoutout to this Chick Tract for the related but inaccurate depiction of what conservatives THINK school shooters look like

Annnnd…what is your danger word, m’lady?

AI is gaining notoriety for going out of its way to compliment us on how smart and clever we are for noticing it's shortcomings and failures in understanding what we want, expending god-knows how much electricity and water to blow smoke up our asses.
One must wonder which one(s) the big t is using.

Winning.

@sesshabatto.bsky.social !!!

A painting of Medieval peasant women (who could also be nuns with long robes and white scarves around their heads) in a large wooden cart with wagon wheels, traveling downhill in a grassy area under a blue sky. they are holding bottles of wine and one appears to be holding a torch which might be a burning bra. QUOTE/ Them: be like Jesus Me: ok *drinks wine, calls people hypocrites, upsets men in power* Them: NOT LIKE THAT /END QUOTE

Swiped from some other platform.

Your government refusing to prosecute sexual predators, but protect them instead, only makes sense when you realize your government is being run by sexual predators.

AOC talking to RFK Jr. Her facial and hand gesture has the spiritual energy of that Italian hand gesture where you pinch your fingers and wave your hand (the "ma che vuo" gesture).

how it feels to say "sprezzatura"

If I Were the Man here’s what i’d be telling every man i know right now

This right here

lauralisowski.substack.com/p/if-i-were-...

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
Does this mean I'm going to have a rough go with diablo-ing this afternoon?

The usual policy is to blame the computer, but sure, we can blame the rocket.

Thank you, John.
Thread.

It's a Hershey bar for dinner kind of night.
With, as one would expect, whiskey.

Share some of the best eyes in movies 👀
#FilmSky 🎥