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Posts by E.J. the Bou

Photograph of two McLaren Senna supercars facing each other. The left being a full race spec Senna GTR, while the right is a roadgoing standard roadgoing Senna in black and yellow

Photograph of two McLaren Senna supercars facing each other. The left being a full race spec Senna GTR, while the right is a roadgoing standard roadgoing Senna in black and yellow

Never seen a Senna before in my life and now I’ve seen two of them???

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Finally getting EJ stickersss

3 days ago 4 0 1 0

Can I come over and stare into your headlights no homo

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Screenshot of a text message thread:

Transcript:
Messages received
“Identify red car”
[picture  of a small red convertible]

Response from poster, timestamped a mere minute later:
“Honda Beat, only sold in Japan”

Reply back:
“Goddamn lmao”

Screenshot of a text message thread: Transcript: Messages received “Identify red car” [picture of a small red convertible] Response from poster, timestamped a mere minute later: “Honda Beat, only sold in Japan” Reply back: “Goddamn lmao”

I have a very particular set of skills…

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Just discovered I can’t romance Takemura in Cyberpunk 2077. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

6 days ago 8 1 2 1

John Deere cake won BTW

6 days ago 7 1 1 0
Screenshot of a radar velocity signature showing two rotations, each with their own separate tornado warning

Screenshot of a radar velocity signature showing two rotations, each with their own separate tornado warning

Holy fuck we got not one but two tornadoes cooking just south of me right now

1 week ago 1 0 0 0
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You’re John Queer

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So far John Deere cake is winning

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Birthday is this month which means I’m on a mission for the most autistic cake design I can find

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Ask your doctor about FURSUIT®, proven to increase dopamine and friendship levels by at least 67%.

Side effects may include dehydration, FOMO, poor decision making, and financial ruin. Professional idiot in public, do not attempt.

#fursuiting

🪡: @bncreation.bsky.social
📸: @zeni.yip.zone

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New phone got. I think I'd rather be hacked than have to go through the hell of device-specific authenticators though. Icloud I'm begging you just send me a fucking email code.

1 week ago 4 0 0 0

Ok, phone screen repair scheduled, figured out i can still connect my phone to my car and call that way so I won't get dinged for no call/no show, hopefully my anxiety is satiated enough to actually let me sleep..

1 week ago 1 0 0 0

Phone screen decided 11 PM the night of my final day off was the perfect time to die a slow, dramatic death. Not a single phone repair place in town opens before fucking 10 AM, if it'll even fix it and it isn't a deeper electrical issue. Ughhhhhhh

1 week ago 1 0 2 1

It was VERY good

2 weeks ago 1 0 1 0

On today’s holiday special of BAKING with BOU:

2 weeks ago 10 1 1 0

Fuck it I’m making French toast casserole wish me luck

2 weeks ago 6 0 1 1
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No I’ve wanted to beat you with hammers long before you started drawing furry porn

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Can’t believe Easter is coming up and I have no plans to eat a quite frankly excessive amount of French toast and/or hash brown casserole

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 1

Nah they very much are hitting me, I have a wonton disregard for Cyberpunk’s traffic signals

2 weeks ago 2 0 1 0
Photograph of a caribou fursuiter

Photograph of a caribou fursuiter

Get up Samurai, we’ve got a city to bleat

#FursuitFriday
📸 NightRiot

2 weeks ago 33 4 1 0

🍌 again, but larger

2 weeks ago 7 0 0 0

Yeah I know the struggle quite well

“Oh that calorie count ain’t bad! Oh, that’s as packaged, not as prepared.. and it supposedly serves 9…”

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

Tracking calories is so dumb.

Couple seemingly well balanced meals and a light snack? Way over your daily calorie goal sorry.

A brownie bar for breakfast, Taco Bell, a bag of potato chips, and several donuts? Well done, 120 calories under target.

2 weeks ago 5 0 2 0

I am a big strong bou who is definitely not crying at the end of Cyberpunk 2077

3 weeks ago 4 0 1 0
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The tortilla king

#deer 🦌

3 weeks ago 186 59 3 1
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DO THE URPLE

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

That is not bisexual lighting girl you are being diagnosed

3 weeks ago 1 1 1 0
Picture of a battery jump box on a battery with orange high voltage cables indicating the under-hood workings of an electric car

Picture of a battery jump box on a battery with orange high voltage cables indicating the under-hood workings of an electric car

What am I doing here

1 month ago 2 0 0 0

It’s wild to me that EVs can have a genuinely dead 12 volt battery. You’re telling me that I’m sitting on top of a king sized mattress of raw power but you can’t kick a lil bit of that back to the little battery to turn on the car?

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