Photograph of two McLaren Senna supercars facing each other. The left being a full race spec Senna GTR, while the right is a roadgoing standard roadgoing Senna in black and yellow

Never seen a Senna before in my life and now I’ve seen two of them???

Finally getting EJ stickersss

Can I come over and stare into your headlights no homo

Screenshot of a text message thread: Transcript: Messages received “Identify red car” [picture of a small red convertible] Response from poster, timestamped a mere minute later: “Honda Beat, only sold in Japan” Reply back: “Goddamn lmao”

I have a very particular set of skills…

Just discovered I can’t romance Takemura in Cyberpunk 2077. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

John Deere cake won BTW

Screenshot of a radar velocity signature showing two rotations, each with their own separate tornado warning

Holy fuck we got not one but two tornadoes cooking just south of me right now

You’re John Queer

So far John Deere cake is winning

Birthday is this month which means I’m on a mission for the most autistic cake design I can find

Ask your doctor about FURSUIT®, proven to increase dopamine and friendship levels by at least 67%.

Side effects may include dehydration, FOMO, poor decision making, and financial ruin. Professional idiot in public, do not attempt.

#fursuiting

🪡: @bncreation.bsky.social
📸: @zeni.yip.zone

New phone got. I think I'd rather be hacked than have to go through the hell of device-specific authenticators though. Icloud I'm begging you just send me a fucking email code.

Ok, phone screen repair scheduled, figured out i can still connect my phone to my car and call that way so I won't get dinged for no call/no show, hopefully my anxiety is satiated enough to actually let me sleep..

Phone screen decided 11 PM the night of my final day off was the perfect time to die a slow, dramatic death. Not a single phone repair place in town opens before fucking 10 AM, if it'll even fix it and it isn't a deeper electrical issue. Ughhhhhhh

It was VERY good

On today’s holiday special of BAKING with BOU:

Fuck it I’m making French toast casserole wish me luck

No I’ve wanted to beat you with hammers long before you started drawing furry porn

Can’t believe Easter is coming up and I have no plans to eat a quite frankly excessive amount of French toast and/or hash brown casserole

Nah they very much are hitting me, I have a wonton disregard for Cyberpunk’s traffic signals

Photograph of a caribou fursuiter

Get up Samurai, we’ve got a city to bleat

#FursuitFriday
📸 NightRiot

🍌 again, but larger

Yeah I know the struggle quite well

“Oh that calorie count ain’t bad! Oh, that’s as packaged, not as prepared.. and it supposedly serves 9…”

Tracking calories is so dumb.

Couple seemingly well balanced meals and a light snack? Way over your daily calorie goal sorry.

A brownie bar for breakfast, Taco Bell, a bag of potato chips, and several donuts? Well done, 120 calories under target.

I am a big strong bou who is definitely not crying at the end of Cyberpunk 2077

The tortilla king

#deer 🦌

DO THE URPLE

That is not bisexual lighting girl you are being diagnosed

Picture of a battery jump box on a battery with orange high voltage cables indicating the under-hood workings of an electric car

What am I doing here

It’s wild to me that EVs can have a genuinely dead 12 volt battery. You’re telling me that I’m sitting on top of a king sized mattress of raw power but you can’t kick a lil bit of that back to the little battery to turn on the car?