splash burger

environmental storytelling

i love seeing an excavator sitting on top of a big pile of dirt. like, hell yeah, man. you made that.

just heard a lady ask a dollar general cashier if they accepted cashapp

molotov cum jar

your total is $10.
tax and fees are $5.
additional fees are $4.
additional fees fees are $2.
your total before tip is $45

after your $20 tip your final total is $73

no way the doordash order summary thing is using a base-10 number system. i stg that shit is just making up a total price off vibes alone

it foggy as hell

went to fine wine and good spirits and brought home a demon

:(

there’s been a foot of snow outside for over a month. i think i’ve forgotten what grass looks like

also knife related update for the ppl here :3

made this for insta and it got automatically copyrighted :( u guys get the original song tho :3

#balisong

had a dream that spotify added public reviews for playlists and my old private playlist blew up and was bombarded with 5 star reviews like “this that shit you hear at the party where ur phone charger gets stolen”

underappreciated

REAL

harry and bo, the gummy brothers

free bagels at work. cut the wrong way.

i’m sitting here wiping cream cheese on a poppy seed horseshoe lookin like a fool

cold showers make me feel like an 11 year old girl carrying my tuba home from band practice in the pouring rain bc my single mother was out gambling again and forgot to pick me up

they make me feel extra clean though

i feel very powerful when bugs crawl past me while i am actively cleaning with harsh chemicals

like. have you no fear? one spritz could reduce you to a hollow lemon fresh carapace

(and also y’know)

abolish ice. because i have sensitive teeth

a furniture store and a diner with a number in the name

turns out this was “very illegal” and now i’m taking “mandatory classes” about harvesting dna from coworkers :/

after wood fire pizza? i’m glad that woodworking. - @kart-41.bsky.social

if i had infinite money i think i would just draw tons of incoherent schematics with instructions and submit them to patent offices

this is what they would look like if they could see

Heeeheeeheee
for @vavor.bsky.social
Thank you so much!! 💕💕
#furry #furryart

just saw someone on the L wearing an n95 style facemask that was entirely made of brown leather

nut world