*extreme Monty Python voice*

"Mr. Citizen... would you stand up please?"

Hey Dirty
Baby I got your money
Don't you worry

I live in a very multicultural city and I gotta say, I've learned a lot about the world and would never want to move back to my unicultural home town

Oh man, I just met a couple of dudes from India who recently moved onto my street... we had a great talk and they gave me some betelnut, and told me where to find it. If you like coffee, I gotta say this shit is great. I'm bouncing around

"Talk to your neighbours" is great life advice.

I COULD NOT BE PROUDER OF OUR PRIME MINISTER MARK CARNEY:
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Backwards it's U R A Bus

I never repeat gossip so I'll tell you this only once.

YES

Eternal universal truth

Oh hell

Damn I could watch that Bad Brains CBGB video three times a week and never get sick of it.

What about Hairway To Steven

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Truth. Life is now

This hits well. Carney is the best guy we've had in years and years. It's too bad Paul Martin didn't stick around longer because he was a THORN in the Con's side

Guy hits himself with elastic band YouTube video by Aldente Prime

m.youtube.com/shorts/UK45K...

Sometimes simple is best. Just ate an over easy egg with pepper on whole wheat toast and I'm as happy as if I just finished a striploin

They'll look at you funny and be like "What, you don't like my two-step??" while they're playing in 7/4

That's a damn good pov

eventually he was executed

Good on ya! Thank you for being good people

This is hilarious 😂😂
They made a song out of the comment section on this video! 🤣🤣

See this guy gets it

No I will continue until one cancels the other and I'll be good to start the party

I'm calling you at 9am and we're gonna hammer out this script and make millions and be able to buy corn

I'm too drunk to know if I'm too high, but I'm too high to know if I'm too drunk. I'm at a crossroads here but I gotta do something.

Sincerely sorry for what you've lost (without getting into it too much), but FWIW that's an excellent one to keep

Oh mah gawd this needs its own website

JOKING, JOKING GOVERNMENT IT'S JUST A JOKE

but hey

I was just happy I was on a bike! Their honk was scarier than the truck's HOOOONK.

I also used to have a wasp phobia. One day a wasp flew into the car (I wasn't driving), and I tried to jump out but my wife grabbed me just before a car drove up in the other lane. I think I know how I'm gonna die

TESTAMENT - Native Blood (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO) YouTube video by Nuclear Blast Records

Testament is my favourite metal band. Consistently excellent for decades without losing any edge, always their style but never doing the same thing twice. The singer, Chuck Billy, is indigenous... this video brings tears to my eyes. Watch closely because it's a movie.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=l5Ib...

Eat drink and read wherever the hell you want. If you honestly ask yourself what you're afraid of, you'll either never do it or always do it. Nobody cares, and if you care about whether they care, respectfully that's on you. LIVE YOUR LIFE