"The bee bit my bottom! Now my bottom's big!"
Tuzz looks at the chart and notes, the butt was always big.
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Posts by Gare Bear
Literally my attack
I'm always willing to help @mainmandarin.bsky.social test his gadgets. New technology can be a headache sometimes.
๐จ: @eligecos.bsky.social
I'm always willing to help @mainmandarin.bsky.social test his gadgets. New technology can be a headache sometimes.
๐จ: @eligecos.bsky.social
The Caesar's Palace buffet
The "Big Rat Rump" test
This came from @princeofdingos.bsky.social thinking a Spongebob frame was hilarious... and this image ensued
You need a chair sponsorship, cause you put that thing to the test
One of the best things about commissioning artists multiple times is that you can request stupid ideas and 99% of the time you get:
"THAT SOUNDS DUMB AS HELL, I'M IN!"
Exhibit A:
Belly
"WHO ATE ALL THE SHREDDED CHEESE IN THE KITCHEN?"
*me with my mouth suspiciously filled with shredded cheese*
Is that a Remy shoulder buddy down there too?
Yeah... I TECHNICALLY hid them
"QUICK! HIDE THE DONUTS!"
Can I hazard a guess?
Aww, thanks I... WAIT! I didn't ask for tha-GAAAAHHHHHH
*air pump activates*
The bar can accommodate the widest of derrieres
God PLEASE
You should know too, tubbo
The middle-aged curse:
Break from your diet one day and it goes right to your hips
"When you're feeling a bit strung out...
why not take a break at the Bear Bum?"
Imagining if Gare had a vintage tiki bar/Polynesian restaurant
๐จ: foxxy-tf (FA)
My god, this just awakened a core memory. My grandpa recorded this off TV for me.
It's worse than I could have imagined
GOD
That's it! You're getting flattened!
Hey, watch where you put that hose
This art's so great. Love the style. :3
More to sit on you with if you keep teasing me for it >:/
Hey! Stop poking!