Damn 🫠

I cba to post another nude so treat this as #fcf

This is either a fantastic cruel prank or Bluesky is being an absolute dick today 😅

Holiday in under 3 weeks… cannot wait to take hammock nudes

Oops

He has risen

It’s fine to wear this under clothes right? Might bulge a bit but 💁🏼

How is that even able to contain it 😮‍💨

He has risen

Yeah the hydrated part is something I probably need to work on… but also alcohol does the bloody opposite 😂

So jealous of everyone who can shoot massive loads, and then there’s me, I’m lucky if I can shoot past my stomach 🫠

Happy sunday

Seen everyone else post in a singlet so here you go

I don’t really show much hole… but I think I would be pretty good at being a bottom. So here’s my Sunday morning hole

Yes… yes they are.

Who needs summer for that… I’m doing it right now 😅

In that case learn how to glue on a zip :P

Need art on my wall?

Could you make it a feature? Like tears in jeans with cool patches 😅

Morning

Okay maybe I should get some rubber

You really do have one of the prettiest dicks 😮‍💨

The balls are hanging

Happy new year and all that

The best way to wank…

No notes 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 Can I just rest my head there while you tease my hole?

What else are airport lounges for?

Honestly leave it 😮‍💨

Yes

It’s giving bone