I gotta get outta here .

ughhhhh my grandma is going to have to move in with us which means i wont be able to make any noise anymore 😭
goodbye watching movies and speaking on mic and listening to music and-

Don't put it in the pool this time!

Why @why.bsky.team • 16h Putting Claude in charge of reading my notifications and deciding what to do with them was a fantastic idea. 568 1 223 • 329 →... Matt the Buff Dad (Defiant!) NO INTERPR @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online • 1 label has been placed on this content Sucka fucka ding dong 8:41 AM • Apr 22, 2026

Rude label

@why.bsky.team Bitch-Made

[Verse 2: Carly Rae Jepsen] Freaked out, dropped my phone in the pool again (From Good Time, the one with the Owl City guy)

As usual she did it first

a cartoon character is standing in front of a red background with evil pomni written on it ALT: a cartoon character is standing in front of a red background with evil pomni written on it

people's tomodachi life islands be like

small addition - he spent rhe morning banning trans people, furries

and also WILD DOG

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

the next tomodachi life game should let you invade other islands like dark souls so you can fuck up their relationships

whiny little piece of shit named koopa yells at mario for using genius tactics saying: "MOTHERFUCKER YOU USED THE CANNON, ITS ILLEGAL"

"MOON CHILD FE" IS OUT!!!

A modern source port of the original 1997 version of Moon Child, available for Windows, Linux, and browsers!

Comes with a save system, controller support, and more!

PLAY HERE:
mors-games.itch.io/moon-child-fe

The story is TRUE!!!

char aznable tied to train tracks

Powerscaling the Tumblr Staff tie-belt guy against the entire Bluesky team

2 cats sitting inside broken fan with the reddit post on r/AskReddit for it being titled: "1. How did they do this? 2. Why did they do this"

i've seen "it would really stick it to the devs if we left bsky" posts & no it wouldn't. they want this web site to be boring crypto idiots who cool their phones off in pools chatting with AI reply bots. instead they have to put up with us and that's deeply funny

meme with man looking behind with caption "White people don't Say this woman is beautiful ANYMORE, THEY Say Hideo Kojima will scan her"

FUNNIEST POSSIBLE REASON

latino dbz shorts say otherwise...

do you guys think that goku and broly have explored each other's bodies ?

can we watch ytps on this thing

i love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow can't wait to still be alive after it

PLEASE WORK

two full body digital illustrations of four murasame from zeta gundam in full colour, with the swatches to the side. on the left, four stands in a side profile, one arm raised up behind her head. on the right, four has her arms outstretched, laughing as she runs. her purple tunic/shirt/dress? billows about her.

her purple mass will never make sense to me and that is okay

Splatoon Raiders — Release Date Revealed — Nintendo Switch 2 YouTube video by Nintendo of America

We've got the latest research on #SplatoonRaiders! Catch a glimpse of adventure on the Spirhalite Islands in this video.

Additionally, the launch date has been discovered! Venture out to the islands and hunt for treasure starting July 23rd.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jaag...

Due to some readers expressing interest in using the Supper Mario Broth Mii in the recently released Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream, I have prepared my Mii and an easy-to-draw design for my best friend, Wallop. Instructions in reply! Regular content will now resume.

Me when I see people calling a gacha character with a BMI higher than 1 “thicc”:

When I say gamers treat you not buying the entertainment products they like with the exact same degree of pain like you chopped off one of their fingers, this is what I mean.