This is like when I learned that the Booty Warriors real name was Fleece Johnson. What a great name.

It must suck being Jesus. Everyone celebrating your birthday, nobody gets you a present or even cake. I'd be pissed.

No they don't. She's trolling you.

Just played Black Sabbath by Black Sabbath on my fucking SG that i built. insane....

Be ready.... I got two episodes of bloodybits in the can. We're back baby!

Of course. And they have to stay on the dark side because no sun. Also Riddick is in it

Maybe they heard some of my movie pitch ideas from my podcast. Like wolf moon. Werewolves on the moon. It's always a full moon... On the moon!

I wonder. Are there autistic people in the Amish community? They don't use Tylenol...

The stupid thing is the bible says no man will know the Day, not even the angels in heaven
Matthew 24:36

Chicken pot pie is three of my favorite things.

Can only pick 3. 4 would be slow deep and hard.

Whatever you want Mrs.

precond
pronunciation: /ˈpriː.kɒnd/
noun

1. A thin, watery substance that comes out of a condiment (such as ketchup, mustard, or hot sauce) before the actual condiment itself.

“Shake the bottle first, or you’ll just get precond all over your bun.”

Happy anniversary to my beautiful wife, @thewightrabbit.bsky.social . Every time I look at you, it's like the day we met. I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.

When your business is promoting hatred and violence, you shouldn't be surprised when you find it.

I mean if she ain't down with that.. it's not meant to be.

This thread will get 0 likes and 0 reposts.

Ask yourself, on social media. Are you really you? Because if not, they're not your likes. Not you're follows.

One of the most difficult lessons I've learned is to find happiness, you need to be your true self. If you project an image of who you are and that image is accepted, and lauded, it will always feel hollow. The hard part is, you open yourself up to real criticism.

You ever just appreciate your partner? Like sit down and think fuck... I'm so glad I have them in my life? Let them know.

Sometimes it's hard. Sometimes it's nice. I'm lucky
I have an amazing wife, and two great kids. I'm tired often, but I'll never not be happy where I am.

Sharing one of my beauty secrets. When you wax your nose hair, use booger colored wax, for modesty and deniability.

A calico cat sitting on her weird ass like a people, taken today.

Young Dinah

In all her glory.

Hello #caturday. This is Dinah Dinglebottom. She is a rumpy manx, meaning she has not even the vestigial whisper of a tail. Spine goes straight to weird, mushy ass.

She was found as a bean under my car, and I bottle-fed her. She's the best cat ever, & it's my dream to clone her one day. #catsofbsky

If you had to select three albums to listen to, deserted island blah blah. What are they?

1. MF DOOM: mm food
2. Marilyn Manson: Mechanical Animals
3. The Stooges: Raw Power.

Lately I've been working more on my tone than practicing my guitar. Solution? Build a guitar. Because 6 isn't enough

My oldest daughter is beating me at Mario Kart. And not in the im easing up on the gas, and missing some turns type of way. In the saving her red shell for the home stretch way. And on one hand, fuck am I proud. On the other hand.... Fuck.

It would be so fun to make a horror movie that takes place behind the scenes of one of these games on set.

Trump used an auto-eraser on the Epstein files.

#freeghislaine I guess... Unless.

so trump would deport Superman. an alien immigrant adopted by a childless couple.