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Day 22: Geniuses
When Brainiac merges with the Phalanx, their relentless quest to consume all knowledge in the universe places all of existance in peril. A few brilliant individuals escape assimilation and must bend their combined intellects to outwitting the AI hive mind.
My last playthrough, I did the devil mythic path and tried to romance "run, you fool", but she dumped me at the end of act IV because I was, at the time, still an aeon. 😢
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Day 21: Monsters
Dracula has turned Godzilla & other kaiju into vampires under his control and unleashes them in nightly onslaughts. Blade must gather a team that can meet that monsters on their level to drive back the kaiju rampage and defeat the Lord of Vampires himself! 👹
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Day 20: Anti-Heroes
When Secret Empire's Captain America unites with The Batman Who Laughs to conquer the Earth, only the most ruthless of the world's champions can match their lethality and perform the cruel calculus necessary to defeat these corrupted paragons.
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Day 19: Legacy
Helmut Zemo & Talia al Ghul team up to replace prominent heroes with a gang of villainous doppelgangers. It's up to the successors of the missing heroes to find and rescue their mentors, defeat their replacements, and restore the honour of their legacies.
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Day 18: Golden Age
Shazam is thrown back in time to WW2 and captured by Red Skull & Kroenen, who steal the Living Lightning to empower Captain Nazi. A powerless Billy Batson must rally the heroes of the age —joining Cap as Bucky— to defeat the Nazis and find his way home.
Instead of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen, not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair!
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Day 17: Law Enforcement
When the Phantom Zone ruptures, ejecting dangerous alien criminals across space and time, Monica Rambeau leads a squad of superhuman peace officers to track down and apprehend the multiverse's most wanted.
He shan't return? And here I was all excited about the introduction of a New Guy!
That Trump-as-Jesus slop seems like exactly the kind of thing a Left Behind fan would use AI for
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Day 16: Girl Power
The Queen of Fables has conquered the Fable Homelands and her palace can only be reached through 6 trials that only a princess true can pass. Thankfully, a band of heroic princesses —each wielding one of the Elements of Harmony— stand ready to oppose her 👸
Glory to the Omnissiah!
At one point, Rictor has that exact haircut
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Day 15: Thieves
The Collector hires a crew to steal the Orange Power Battery from Larfleeze. Can "Selina's Seven" navigate the caves of Okarra, infiltrate Larfleeze's vault, and survive his Orange Lantern constructs to pull off the ultimate heist? 💸💰💎💍🔶🤑
Like, I understand his nostalgia, but as someone who still thinks of Timberlake as "the NSYNC guy", I'd be hard-pressed to make an artist that is MORE commercial.
Talking music with a guy in my training class and he mentions he's listening to hip-hop and R&B from the 2010s, naming Justin Timberlake specifically, because "that's what (he) grew up with" and it seems "less commercial" than music today. And I'm proud that I didn't laugh in his face.
This matchup never occurred to me, but now that you've said it, I'm obsessed!
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Day 14: Magic
A coven comprising Amora, Circe, Baba Yaga & Nightmare Moon seizes the Helmet of Fate and Darkhold, bending Order & Chaos to their will. Only a circle of heroic witches who can wield powers light & dark in equal measure can oppose them and set the world aright.
If you see this, post something you saved because it's funny
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Day 13: Weirdos & Oddballs
Delirium has been shattered and without her, the boundaries of real & unreal fray. Six heroes —each of them fragmented in their own ways— take a surreal journey from the Immateria, to the Void, to the House of Ideas to find her missing pieces. 🧩😶🌫️🔮
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Day 12: Military
Starro the Conqueror and the Galatic Empire launch a joint invasion of Earth. With most of the planet's heroes under the thrall of Starro's spores, those with military experience must rally Earth's conventional armed forces to repel the alien invaders.
The Golden Calf doesn't have to go to church. The idolators come to him.
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Day 11: Teenagers
Kristoff Vernard schemes with Klarion the Witch Boy to placed all adults in Latveria into a cursèd slumber so he can seize the throne. As any adults who enter the kingdom fall under the spell, it's up to a team of teenagers with attitude to save the day!
Good morning 😃
Always wild to me when young Earth creationists point to, like, bananas or dogs — organisms who exist today in forms decidedly the product of human intervention — as "proof", when this fact is right there! I know they're anti-science, but geez, all they have to do is look up! ☀️🌕😮
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Day 10: Villains
Adam Warlock's good self, The Goddess, seeks control of the Force of Faithfulness to purge all hearts of evil. Unwilling to surrender his ambitions, Doom gathers a force of cunning and capable villains to challenge her and seize the Alpha Effect for himself.
Whoever loses, we win!
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Day 9: Powerhouses
After Nekron grants Black Lantern rings to Annihilus, his Annihilation Wave sweeps across the cosmos, extinguishing stars and causing uncounted death. Only an alliance of the multiverse's mightiest heroes can turn the tide and undo the horrors it wrought.
Genuinely shocked that I don't hear more about it. It's so entertaining! And so relevant! 🤖🎀🔪
I miss the pre-enshittification Internet where this actually worked
