Played like shit tonight. Won first two matches, lost the third. Much room for improvement. 🎯

Always a good laugh at the expense of the “Reply All” guy

Smart glasses with Groucho nose and mustache

Is that Monopoly money?

OMG thanks. Inspiration.

And yours is going to NYU? I can’t imagine.

Seriously. I have family that pull the “I didn’t pay to hear you blah blah blah” and I’m kinda like “that’s why I pay to see them”

I call it my retirement account.

I’m not getting a loan. I am putting my child through college. But damn.

Yep.

a man is holding a dog in front of a blue van and says i 'm somebody now . ALT: a man is holding a dog in front of a blue van and says i 'm somebody now .

All time classic

Like if you got it use it

Holy shit college is expensive.

This is a patience level that I don’t have.

@sulkirk.bsky.social just recycled 304 cans of Polar

1% battery logging off

Of the horse?

42 years in the making

It’s a good night to burn shit

Bro

I went to a bar yesterday that had Main Launch on the menu 😂

It’ll be on gas station shelves soon enough

Egg flipping in a Waste shirt

Gas is$3.69 in So. NH today. Which I guess is good for now.

Bacon, eggin, and cheesin

Bro where’s ya bacon

Like the show just ended a couple of hours ago and YouTubers already breaking it down? JFC go to bed pal.

RnR HOF: hold my beer

I’m not sayin, I’m just sayin…

ocular pole