I won’t come back to Cleveland until you all clean up the mess you made with the IX Center.

Driving from Joshua Tree back to the Bay in a Subaru Solterra is allowing me to live out my dreams of flying a prop plane across the country taking all these damn calculated stops Jesus Christ

All the old people you knew as a kid are dead. - my son

I’m looking at your Phoenix and MGMT

I think whatever sound made up the 2010’s electro-alternative was informed by the emergence of the Planet Fitness 10/m plan.

He could have give his fan club exclusive access to his weird Uncle Rico ramblings about who he was and how he’s better now.

But go ahead and call it healing. Trump was a doctor in that AI slop portrait too right? We just don’t “get it.”

The people claiming that you have to be a “real fan” to understand what Justin Bieber did at Coachella are giving big MAGA vibes.

This man has you retconning him swindling 10 million dollars, that we all paid part of, and doing the absolute least.

But it sounded great.

And it was very clear that most of the artist who put so much into their work resented the headliner being a kid that did covers on YouTube when he was 13.

And, I guess, the triple complexity is that Bieber was horribly abused by the industry.

I’m glad it’s over anyway.

Dead lift, really engaged those lats too.

I don’t even dislike her or Sonic Youth but be serious.

Her autobiography could have been a zine is all I mean.

It’s just that Kim Gordon looking the scene in the face from her man’s band and saying that she, a white lady wife, decided who was and wasn’t punk rock is real rich.

I hope she like modeling those clothes made by Honduran child labor for H&M while mouthing off about authenticity.

No offense but there’s a reason the song is as Cool as Kim Deal not as cool as Kim Gordon.

KG is cool, and shes made that abundantly clear in a flawless execution for decades. But you know.

Very few people from my past ever sort of come back and I feel good (not great) about that.

Like I really got all the juice out 😮‍💨

Nothing left unsaid.

Mine was a guy named Josh who I believe is not literate 📕

Dom Irrera
Dom DeLuise
Don DeLillo
Don Imus

I will never confidently know who is who among these men.

She played me and swore she was a Leopard Hound.

I have to confess that one of my dogs is a pit bull and German Shepherd mix. It is so off brand.

Did we all forget - napkins in laps!

Here’s the thing about Gwen. We knew from the jump she was a trad girlie. She was made cute, indulgent, pity party music. We could try on being a character. She wasn’t supposed to be a full time role model 😭

Yeah. That’s what I mean.

I hope people love me the way I love Courtney Love

I get it but it’s just not a good idea to being a home blanket on a plane.

What is my taste in books? Literally whatever novel I find at Urban Ore or splashed with water, in a warped wooden rack at the low rent health club I belong to in El Sobrante.

I’m sorry

God a cyclist will never miss an opportunity to look over his shoulder with exasperation at you from his 6k bike 🙄

I hate novels that aren’t funny and are about a man’s journey to do something boring with suffering

Yes, I’m talking about Spire by William Golding

If there is one thing about me, I’m going to read the mid tier work of a great author but not their best work.

The Burning Hills by Louis L’Amour
Blind Date by Jerzy Kosinski
Trouble is my Business by Raymond Chandler
T is Trespass by Sue Grafton

Notice how the popular media narrative has moved on, while people on the ground in Minneapolis are still struggling and crying out that things are as bad as ever. This is how fascist regimes operate — overreach, recalibration, normalization. Get louder, not quieter.

I called my mom “they called our Honduras babe!” 🥰

I want to see more divorces among the proletariat!