Your Momma was a snowblower!

We call that a zoo

Hard candy shell?

The Orioles intentionally cut the power to keep Ripken's ironman streak alive.

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

Didn't know they had this dude on the roster.

This one is going to be Built To Spill in a walk.

Does it give instructions on how to climb greased light poles?

Never a doubt! #Tigers

Max Clark. Max Clark. Max Clark.

Braden is the name of a kid who should be in my daughter's third grade class. He plays travel baseball, has a sliding glove, a pocket towel, polarized wrap around sunglasses and three different bats. His parents believe he's the next Bobby Witt Jr.

Anything Nathan Fielder does.

Dilly Dingles don't hit singles!

They certainly aren't worth waiting in a long-ass line of cars for.

I'm thinking of a supergroup that goes by FabiOcean.

Tigers could win the World Series in their city connects and those unis would still suck shit. The new alternates they are using this year, though, are 🔥🔥🔥.

MLB Gueessr score result from Game 2 April *, 2026 showing 38,965 points scored.

Is this good @mlbguessr.bsky.social ?

Just got my Johnny Blue Skies tickets for Philly in October. Gonna be a helluva show.

Woodcocks, and their mating rituals, are awesome!

Read that as lil' Kerry Carpenter and I think I have a new nickname.

a fire hydrant is in the middle of a muddy area ALT: a fire hydrant is in the middle of a muddy area

Happy system flushing day!

As someone who grew up in the middle of the country and moved to the coast as an adult, I can tell you that Slotkin's theory is wrong and stupid.

Debilitating flatulence

I am so happy I had no idea what this album or artist was.

Just finished career day at my kid's school and I think I was successful in convincing a lot of kids that they don't want to go to law school.

Dilly Dingles Dinger!

Gonna need a fun nickname for Mcgonigle

A plate with three hotdogs covered in mustard and relish. An open can of beer is next to the plate.

Tigers game has started. It is officially opening day here.