Ordering a pizza, and then eating the pizza, makes you question why we're not ordering and eating pizza all of the time...

The future is now. Tomorrow is today. Yesterday was, and is stupid.
Consider my pocket telephone. It has a built-in calculator, so I can easily sum up things in between telephone calls.
HashtagDoubleYouTeaEph!

Bustin' for a piss..

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Do we know why...?

Leaflet of three candidates, white blokes with limited hair, all in glasses. --- **GATESHEAD IS BROKEN. VOTE REFORM UK TO FIX IT** Introducing your Reform UK candidates for Low Fell leaflet text: **ATKINSON, John** Reform UK John has lived in Low Fell for 30+ years. His background is in civil engineering, policing, teaching and transport. He wants to bring back a sense of community, listen to residents' concerns and focus on local issues such as crime, roads and streets, and better services. --- **HENDERSON, Iain** Reform UK Iain has lived and worked in Gateshead all his life. Now retired, he wants to give something back to the borough. With a positive outlook, Iain is looking forward to making a real difference to the lives of the residents of Low Fell and to working closely with them. --- **MURRAY, Arthur** Reform UK Arthur has owned several businesses for many years. He has lived locally for 50 years and employs local staff, servicing the northeast and Scotland. His priorities are to see the ward and area prospering once again, caring for the old and infirm and maintaining our parks and open spaces. ---

This Reform leaflet from three Gateshead candidates looks like a timelapse of the same person

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Just saw a high school friend post "I stand with Iran" on Facebook and do you have any idea how bad you have to fuck up as president of the United States to get middle American normies on Facebook to type out "I stand with Iran"

A beige brick wall with a central section of mismatched bricks forming a patch-like rectangle, casting light shadows; conveys a sense of oddity.

Definitely coming back here when I unlock bombs.

Here’s a thought - if someone is proud enough of the food they cooked or the thing they made to take a picture and put it on here just either say something enthusiastic and kind or say nothing.

Films watched in March 2026

My March in films.

boxd.it/bGsLN

www.maptap.gg April 3
88🎉 79✨ 99🎯 91👑 71😂
Final score: 851

If our PM gave a speech asking us to play our part, it would instantly trigger panic buying.

During the pandemic, the supermarket in town had to themselves implement a rule to stop people from buying more than two identical items at a time.
There were obvious ways around this, which many took.

Robbie Williams, wearing a tux, explaining some shit to whoever will listen...

An Iced Gems family portrait. The two images are unrelated.

An ASDA Devil's Chicken Conspiracy YouTube video could get some numbers.

£6.68 doesn't even seem like a real price. Is there some algorithm testing consumers to determine 6.68 is the very specific sweet spot for Teriyaki Chicken Bites?

Start a podcast. If you haven't already.
You could call it something like: 'Murder on the Dance floor.
Groove/Groom. A true crime story of mistaken identity.'

Alternatively, you could podcast about something you specifically are more interested in, instead of siding with what's popular right now.

You should get this published.
First, a hard back. Then a book tour. International.
Fans of the book would appreciate a Q&A, obviously. How else would we know how you came up with the idea.
But get this published ASAP. If you don't, the entire online world from the past 15 years may beat you to it.

Time is fake.

The Hunt Sunlight Lars and the Real Girl Dream Scenario

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I suspect the running time will be pretty close to two years as well...

Sounds like a legend.

What about best visual effects going to one of the Avatar movies instead of the F1 movie?
A kick in the teeth for practical visual effects.

Oh wait, it’s Friday the 13th, I can legitimately repost this! 🗡️

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Has Elon offered to transport the oil using his SpaceX rockets, via the Moon...?

a man wearing a sweater that says nicuo on it ALT: a man wearing a sweater that says nicuo on it

finally figured out what the active aero front and rear wings reminds me of #f1

Are you planning a trip to Turin to steal several tonnes of gold...?