Well yes ... Yes I do even have a Memento Mori in my toilet... Don't forget Elvis!

See! Wound up!

So far you are the only person here who got wound up enough to pretend to be a slave owner for a joke

Oh do not worry. I have seen it all. And you come out looking the worst by some margin

By pretending you own slaves?

Is that normal posting your doing?

Starmer really showing us how it's done today 💪

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

Has someone told starmer to get a grip yet?

Dundee's famous Lemming statue from the video game Lemmings, made down the road.

When you pass the Lemming statue you have to stop and appreciate its majestic arse. I don't make the rules.

Desolate expanse of single with some tufts of grass. A wooden plaform extends into the distance while a tall black and white striped lighthouse keeps watch

There's a Betfred just out of view

When you visit it you feel you are on an alien planet (Kent)

So next time you see a yew nobly and steadfastly standing guard over a churchyard, be assured that it is actually pumping out pollen like a slut, or sucking it up like a slut. And isn't that beautiful.

Good morning btw

My favourite yew fact is that male yews are like some of the worse trees for hay-fever but female yews essentially suck up pollen and make hay-fever better. So get a female yew in your garden if you suffer!

But treat it well because it bad conditions they have a tendency to change sex

Aragorn truly is the alpha of middle earth (gen alpha)

He inspired one of my all time favorite Letterboxd reviews, by our pal @bransonreese.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/bren...

When you visit it you feel you are on an alien planet (Kent)

Why did they call it "Endgame" if it wasnt the end?

Why do I still have to hear about this shit as if it's worthy of being enjoyed?

Yews, once again, consistently holding the strongest aura of any tree

A digital illustration of Godzilla silhouetted against a red and orange fire-colored background with his back spines all glowing blue as he blasts nuclear fire at whomever you would most like to have nuclear fire blasted at. Go ahead and make a wish. Jagged lettering on Godzilla’s back and shoulder, also glowing blue, reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’

Fucking hell this weather is making me feel happy. Its genuinely revolting

Finland ends homelessness and provides shelter for all in need - scoop.me In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Why? The country applies the "Housing First" concept agains homelessness.

“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back to a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.”

IT SAVES PUBLIC MONEY to house people.

Playing Surving Mars, the only good Paradox game (even though it acknowledges Elon Musk exists)

Tomato, the vegetabliest fruit is mortal enemies with rhubarb, the fruitiest vegetable

The City. YouTube video by Historia Civilis

www.youtube.com/watch?v=872J...

WOKE SQUARES WOKE SQUARES WOKE SQUARES

Fucking hell the Like a Prayer music video really is just like that. Damn... Gotta respect it

I'm listening to madonna now

I mean it's absolutely just rage bait. But I will take any chance to profess my love for Madonna if given to me (as someone who mostly listens to industrial ambient music now)

Similarly for "Like a Prayer"

Damn, the woman really loved a simile

I sang "Like a Virgin" with all my heart at 7 years old using the record player my parents inexplicably still had. I can't speak for a generation, but it definitely defined me