What you hear as your psychotic cousin plays with your hamster in the other room

Same goes for walmart security guards

they saying krill touch mo thats why he’s quiet

spoiler alert, silco and vander never fuck

this means so much to us small creators

What does the deadlock community think about this bird

Oh Long Johnson.

Life is hell without you… ❤️

Sorry for the lack of posts. Calico’s kicked me to the streets. I’ve been living out of Ivy’s trash cans. This anorexic bitch throws out ENTIRE alchemical burgers! Life’s not too bad, actually

and I’ve still yet to see you end a game with more than 2 kills. Noticing… 👀

Tell me about the animals

You know me so well 🥹

Watch this be the #1 meme of 2025😂😂☠️

guess who just cut off @avadeadlock.bsky.social's balls... THIS GAL!

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Mirage, I’m scared. I didn’t know what I was signing up for. The scarabs are chewing through my walls and I don’t know what to do, Mirage

Calico’s not cutting it, I need a big strong man’s shoulder to rest on. Oh well.
Unrelated, but @abramsdeadlock.bsky.social are you busy this weekend?

To anyone questioning my recent newfound ability to speak English: I locked in

Find my toys

Run away with me, Bebop

All good. Lather me with lotion

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