Karoline Leavitt @PressSec Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump is Accelerating Medical Treatments for Serious Mental Illness

we've noticed and i'm glad he's getting help

What about Bombadil? Seems like having "Bomb" in the name would have to have drawn some interest?

Guybrush Threepwood

Everyone is getting theirs while the getting is good and I assume it will all turn to shit the day after the blue wave hits in November, leaving the Democrats to once again clean up the mess

A complete 180 from what I remember growing up with the constant drumbeat of abstinence-only sex education

Mark Pope trying to land literally anyone of note

Also it is American in the extreme, like SNL skit America, to pay for cancer treatments by reducing taxes on DoorDash driver tips. That is fucking DARK.

The *problem* is that high school teens aren’t getting pregnant? I thought we had waged a very concerted public campaign to achieve precisely that outcome.

we have got to get it together, in like twenty-four hours the astronauts are back

Happy “The Only Confederate Memorial Day That Matters.”

"This is what you get when you elect Republicans."

Every Dem within 100 feet of a camera needs to be saying this repeatedly.

Every time we elect Republicans, we get dumbass wars, tax cuts for rich people, and financial crises. Every time.

Fucking say it!

There’s a reason people read the classics.

A FEMA official has repeatedly claimed that he can teleport.

Man y’all this Artemis crew keeps showing us the best of humanity in a dark time. This is just amazing. 😢

Disrespectful to Kobe

Grossly inappropriate for the Secretary of Defense to send from his official government account, DOD official seal attached. What message does this send to our many Jewish, Hindu, Muslim, Buddhist, atheist, and other troops? Or to the non-Christian Americans he's supposed to protect?

[Trump posts a fully nude selfie showing him smoking crack minutes before launching nuclear missiles at Iran]

NYT: In a bold statement aimed at the Iranian regime hardliners and at Democrats ahead of the midterms, the President this morning sent a clear message.....

Hey, just as a reminder:

Duke blew what seemed like a lock for this Final Four with a hilarious epic collapse last weekend.

"Save your hard-earned money" 🤡

CBS News alert: Breaking News President Trump will address the nation tomorrow night for an "important" update about the Iran war.

The White House will leak all day to juice the markets and then his speech will have no new information and just be his stump speech veering into how he won the 2020 election and we already won this war

i swear this gov is a TV show. the head of intelligence got hacked and used his real name for a porn account. the head of dept of war accidentally texted war plans to a journalist. and now former head of homeland security grappling with husband's secret cross-dressing double life in anti-LGBTQ admin

The beauty of pizza bagels

White Lotus screengrab

Yes, we will all die one day -- and perhaps sooner than anybody expected because *waves hands all around* -- but watching Duke bottle a double-digit lead on the national (nay, international) stage makes it all fucking worthwhile

NO KINGS. NO DUKE.

Yes hi, just popping in to hit you with what is probably one of the most satisfying instances of one of my favorite phrases (even when it means a UConn win).

Fuck. Duke.

Duke has had a 12+ point second half lead in their last 4 losses it’s just what Scheyer does

CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao