yeah it's bsky not you

oh my god 😍👅

I have oreo biscuits waiting to be crushed up into the crust for a tofu almond butter no bake pie recipe I've been wanting to make but I keep procrastinating on making it because "it's not a carb loading day"

why are gay men like this

there's a semi factual documentary movie called Unhung Hero where a guy explores a bunch of alleged penile enlargement methods including this one and all the guys who do it for like, monastic/spiritual/discipline reasons or something had really small dicks. also they tie it around their balls too.

1: pink body stocking
2: pink cock cage
3: pink pussy? 🍑😽🕳️

(recently discontinued regional gas station burrito with a quesadilla instead of a tortilla)

I want

a Sheetz Quesarito

SO DAMN BAD 🌯🫏

Nobody is sure what exactly about porn or online sw/cam accounts they were targeting but “inauthentic behavior” aka mostly or exclusively reblogging things and especially using automated systems to post when you were live/got a new subscriber/uploaded new content on your paysite seemed to do it

X is punishing any account that either acted like or had a lot of engagement from bots, which is just about every NSFW account and bsky is just a flop platform in general, lol.

I kind of headcanon'd that any of Misty's original 3 team members (Staryu, Starmie, Goldeen) might actually just be Cerulean Gym pokemon that she was borrowing.

I think she also leaves Horsea there because he needs exercise in the pool or something?

After the episode where she plays a mermaid back at the Cerulean gym she leaves it with her sisters

looks like meat's back on the menu, boys

SEED ADDICT bends over and spreads his public-property ass as DREW slides in, slow and deep. It’s a funky hole, already full of multiple anon loads.  Max Cameron gets in between, suckin and lickin in ATM heaven!
🔗👇🏻💦
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not to reveal my power level or anything but this is a reference to how, in the games, pokemon you traded for gain experience faster. They also will disobey you if they get over-leveled under certain circumstances.

man, I gotta work on #gapril it's almost half over 😩

it started right before lockdown so there wasn’t anywhere to go in them for a while

I feel like pearls on women needs to come back in style, men have had their fun with them

holy fuck 👅

fuck 🥵

it's ok just mirror it

yeah anybody who ever advertised any kind of online SW on x is getting banned, especially if they used some kind of automated posting but even people who would manually advertise got it

this reminds me I haven't rewatched The Blair Witch Project yet this year

oh my god

🫈🫪 how did we get these two new emoji (hairy creature and distorted face) in 17.0 but not a goatse emoji

isn't Tim Cook gay

springtime always makes me so insatiably horny.

coming to an upcoming stream soon…?

this was precisely

it was "clipper off two full inches of sideburns in the dark without your glasses on" day for me too

no one has ever looked more right in a short tight dress and thigh highs fishnets than you look every single stream

a medium-close photo with flash of a fair skinned man's butt, lower back and upper thigh. the black elastic straps of a jock strap are visible as well as a prominent red hand print on his right butt cheek