“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

fuck you guys

Neem oil!

I feel seen.

This is basically identical to what my mom thinks and it sucked being raised with it.

My mother refuses to use blue tooth for this insane reason. Her headphone jack on her old phone is now busted and I can't wait until she bitches about getting a new phone that doesn't even have one.

Their online chat option is apparently slammed because I've been queuing for 10 minutes to ask them if it's cool if I rent one of their trucks and ride around in the cargo part with a bunch of my white supremacist friends.

Shinayyy !

I work front desk at a business so I am VERY familiar with their ways and it is awful because I can see older people not knowing any better and being frightened into changing suppliers. They always end with "Well, someone else will be out if you don't talk to us." OK, fuck off, they won't be.

The most polite quote I can pull tonight is from a young a doctor who simply said “I plead with any democrat to please stop this moderate nonsense”

This is fucking dumb.

I guess they had a baby pact of some sort, like if they were both single at a certain age so basically a sperm donor kinda.

Thankfully it's only the original Switch. I was about to panic buy the Switch 2, though that might be coming eventually.

My coworker still has a tracker on her 26 year old daughter's phone... it's weird.

They do everyone's! Some lady from Utah I am not related to on family search reached out to me after I added one of my relatives and mailed me hard copy photos of him!

Depends on what it is and then on the city, state, and your relation to the deceased. Best bet is to hit up the Mormons lol

Damn, you fucking suck. I hope you get primaried.

I drive past a sod farm occasionally and it is enraging.

My god, when are we going to get some law makers calling for the people responsible for this to be charged and held accountable for this barbarism?

I'm technically a 36H and thought I was going to be screwed trying to find something that fit, but when I check the sizing charts and depending on the brand I can usually find something. Vanity Fair has a full coverage wireless that fits me perfect and it's labeled a 40D lol

Is Trump a Pedophile? Is Trump, longtime pal of child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, a pedophile?

Move over NYT Needle …

And sizing is not universal! Best bet is to know your underbust and bust measurements and go from there. Always look at the brand's sizing chart.

The clerks where I get my lunch said a man came in last week and asked them where the public entrance to 26 Federal Plaza was. He locked his bike outside, and it’s been there since.

2025 fucking sucks

What is up with the millennial uptick?

As a kid, my trouble with socks was more of a tactile thing vs. a system. That seam that used to be on socks had to be lined up perfectly or I threw a fit. Thankfully most socks don't have those anymore.

Them: Aren't you concerned about paying for your daughter to go to art school?
My brain: There is a fairly good chance that, by the time she reaches my age, she's going to be knife-fighting for potable water, so I'm just trying to make her happy now.
My mouth: Ah, just trying to be supportive.

Does this include scratching until the spot is jusssst right?

Dan Lipinski waves from whatever the fuck he's doing in retirement right now.