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The 28th Virginia battle flag is a Confederate battle flag that belonged to the 28th Virginia Infantry Regiment. Captured by the 1st Minnesota Infantry Regiment at the Battle of Gettysburg, the flag was brought to Minnesota and exhibited at the state's capitol for several years before passing into the permanent collection of the Minnesota Historical Society after 1896 where it has remained since.

The 28th Virginia battle flag is a Confederate battle flag that belonged to the 28th Virginia Infantry Regiment. Captured by the 1st Minnesota Infantry Regiment at the Battle of Gettysburg, the flag was brought to Minnesota and exhibited at the state's capitol for several years before passing into the permanent collection of the Minnesota Historical Society after 1896 where it has remained since.

Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up.

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Siri looking sad in her garage wearing a black sports bra and there’s a large mosquito bit on the right side of her chest

Siri looking sad in her garage wearing a black sports bra and there’s a large mosquito bit on the right side of her chest

pls send help a mosquito bit my titty

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A photo of Siri wearing a brown fishnet body stocking. She’s laying on the floor on her right hip, torso twisted away, posed with her gigantic butt in the center foreground pointing toward the camera, and a seductive facial expression. In the background is a white screened wall and some big ferns on either side.

A photo of Siri wearing a brown fishnet body stocking. She’s laying on the floor on her right hip, torso twisted away, posed with her gigantic butt in the center foreground pointing toward the camera, and a seductive facial expression. In the background is a white screened wall and some big ferns on either side.

Dredd 4:16

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Codi Vore standing at the library

Codi Vore standing at the library

Thanks a million to @codivore.bsky.social for joining me at the sexual entertainment and economies special collection at University of Nevada Las Vegas!

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Live show starting in ~20 minutes 😏 at onlysiri.com

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Siri posed face down ass up on a bed facing toward the camera with light pink stuff smeared all over her butt

Siri posed face down ass up on a bed facing toward the camera with light pink stuff smeared all over her butt

Treating my butt to a collagen mask 😌
Tonight is SUNDAY STREAMIES, my live show on onlysiri.com! The stream starts at 9pm pacific time ✨

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Cholula! Also the beans in question, specifically, were the tasty bite madras lentils. I put it in a big bowl with basmati rice and throw some Cholula in 🧚🏻‍♀️✨

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I love a big bowl of beans for lunch

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Christ Appearing to His Mother, by Juan de Flandes, 1496, 📸 via @MartinFLSheriff

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The account still exists, I just don’t post anymore. Redditors overwhelmingly have no interest in paying for porn. It doesn’t convert to enough sales to be worth spending multiple hours per week of my time. Plus most of the subreddits ban OF girls for self promotion anyway.

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10 years ago my dad was in the same boat. ngl, everything in my deradicalization program is just the shit my dad does these days and he no longer identifies as maga or a republican. 🤣

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OK they can also have either one 3000 piece jigsaw puzzle or a LEGO set

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Here is my proposed deradicalization program:

Every MAGA boomer dad needs to be locked in a garage for 1 week with a bag of 10mg edibles, Tom Petty’s entire discography, and their only other media access is one (1) YouTube channel of either squirrel obstacle courses or power tool reviews.

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I know and I hope we get to hear from more of them!

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I can’t speak to the specifics of that, but I can speculate that there is a near infinite pool of DL gay republican men, so the likelihood of a Lindsey Graham blackmail scandal seems much lower due to mutually assured destruction

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Someone sent me this.

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“I’ll get paid by Nazi co-conspirators AND keep their secrets for them” is not the flex you think it is.

Anyway, I hope every SWer who ever had him as a client talks to the press and gets to ride a nice PR wave over this story. Put his stupid ass on blast.

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Low key annoying how many prodommes I’ve seen using Noem’s bimbofied husband as a marketing opportunity. “I don’t care what my clients politics are, I would never reveal their identity!”

First of all, nazis don’t deserve that respect.

Second, this is probably Bryon Noem’s biggest fantasy.

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Cut or Uncut? How Much of Alexander Skarsgård’s (Fake) Penis Are ‘Pillion’ Viewers Getting at Home? Movies with strong sexual content are navigating the streaming era with a confusing multiplicity of versions, cut to match ever-shifting sets of standards.

Asking the real questions the public wants to know.

My article for @thr.com on the chaotic world of 2026 movie censorship:

www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

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I know one of you space freaks jerked off while waiting for the Artemis launch and used the countdown as a cum countdown

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Siri flexing her biceps in her home gym. She’s wearing a turquoise sports bra and black shorts, and her biceps look very juicy

Siri flexing her biceps in her home gym. She’s wearing a turquoise sports bra and black shorts, and her biceps look very juicy

Every day is bench day 😎💪🏼

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Selfie of Siri with natural wavy/curly hair

Selfie of Siri with natural wavy/curly hair

Selfie of Siri with “straight” hair achieved via blow dry styling

Selfie of Siri with “straight” hair achieved via blow dry styling

Curly hair method vs blowout ✨

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The bigger the ass, the tighter the hole

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Subscribe to my Patreon where I post AI generated interviews with Bob Dylan

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I imagine that absolutely nobody noticed lol

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Walking into the gym at 6pm, doing 4 sets of leg extensions, then leaving

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Behind the scenes selfie of Siri looking seductive and wearing a brown body stocking

Behind the scenes selfie of Siri looking seductive and wearing a brown body stocking

New collab scene with Dredd coming to onlysiri.com sooooooon!

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This is from a collab scene I did with @littlepuck.bsky.social which is available on both of our sites! 😌

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Photo of Siri Dahl wearing fringed black lingerie and bending over a red couch, with a mischievous smile on her face

Photo of Siri Dahl wearing fringed black lingerie and bending over a red couch, with a mischievous smile on her face

👀👀👀
@trystagency.bsky.social

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Romantasy readers are mostly millennial women, who are also largely *not* the subgroup that’s been shitting their pants over kinky sex stuff on Twitter all week 🤣 although I see your overall point that concern for one medium but not the other is very telling

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