Whoever was changing “we want Boston” should be, at minimum, locked up, but more realistically, shipped off to a remote island to never be seen again

So two horrible decisions

Ultraprocessed foods are turning human thighs into well-marbled steaks | CNN Diets high in ultraprocessed foods create streaks of fat in human muscles that may lead to osteoporosis, a new study found.

Umm, what are we suggesting here, CNN?

Americans hate the 2026 economy Americans are still experiencing sticker shock at the price of groceries and other goods due to inflation that happened years ago.

😬 www.axios.com/2026/04/13/a...

Now I also have a migraine

11 p.m. "Interview With a Vampire" (1994) Tom Cruise is a soulless recluse who lurks in the darkness and sucks the life from all who come near him. He's also in this movie about a vampire. Showtime.

good morning

imagine flying to the moon and back and the first thing you find out after splashdown is that your favorite team just blew a 4-0 lead

Or at least in some vague proximity to the existing color scheme.

Love too watch Phillies play in ‘red October’ when 1/4 of the fans are wearing midnight blue.

Graffiti reads ‘ANXIET’

Unresolved anxiety

Rookie out here with a better approach to the plate than the 1, 2, and 3 hitters

I’m not a pitching coach but Painter looking behind him then quickly turning around and throwing a pitch without getting set probably isn’t the best way to have great command.

My NBA opinion is no halftime show analysis is as good as simply watching a lady on a unicycle juggling bowls

Phillies get 8-9 hitters on and then Turner, Schwarber and Harper go out with a dud. Ah, well.

STG, the top of the Phillies lineup striking out twice and then grounding out weakly with RISP will be the death of me. Why does this keep happening?

Kitty Rotten

At the local pet adoption event

Even year Offseasons: Jalen Hurts is bad. He’s a problem. He’s dispassionate. He doesn’t elevate the offense. He’s holding the roster back.

Odd year Offseasons: Jalen Hurts is the best leader in football. He’s cool calm collected. He’s under appreciated. The Eagles have a dynasty on their hands.

Most Depressing Job Interview You’ll Ever See Currently Taking Place At Starbucks Table

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WILD: One Kalshi trader just put $65,117 on the Philadelphia 76ers to NOT win the NBA Finals. If they’re correct, it would pay out $65,775 for a profit of $658.

The Philadelphia 76ers have the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible

Furthermore, if the worst team in the league gets the best pick NO MATTER WHAT they're much less likely to continue being the worst team in the league year after year after year

The NBA presented three comprehensive anti-tanking concepts to its Board of Governors on Wednesday, with modifications expected to each before a formal vote in May, per ESPN sources. 1. 18 teams in draft lottery (seeds 7-15 in each conference) – flattened odds, with bottom 10 teams having an 8% chance, the remaining 20% odds distributed in decreasing order for 11 through 18, and and a lottery drawing for all 18 picks. 2) 22 teams in lottery using 2-year record (seeds 7-15, plus the four playoff first round exits in both conferences). Lottery teams would reach a minimum win total floor in each season, such as 25 wins. If a team falls short of the floor, it gets slotted to meet the floor. Top 4 drawn as part of lottery, as is currently. 3) 18 teams in a "5 by 5" lottery – bottom 5 teams have equal odds for the top pick, with lottery formed for picks 1-5. Bottom 5 teams have a floor at 10; those that fall out of top 5 get sorted in a separate drawing.

*taps sign* you won't disincentivize tanking by adding MORE teams to the lottery and giving them BETTER odds at getting a top pick by flattening things further.

get rid of the lottery altogether, and teams that are in the bottom third of the league with no shot at a #1 pick won't try losing as much

This was... the most interesting part of opening day

I bet the Mets wouldn’t be getting all these hits and walks on Skenes if they knew he almost served in the military. No respect smh

Tom Bombadil: The Movie

Good for Andre painter

Every gas station I saw today up at least $1.10 per gallon

Watching the latest episode of Shrinking, I'd like to imagine that Badger from Breaking Bad got clean and started a new life in Pasadena, becoming a family man. But then he relapsed briefly, leading to his divorce. Then he got clean again and now is just an annoying ex, trying to make amends.

There is a party where two representatives from World Baseball Classic team Venezuela (Suarez and Acuna Jr) are dancing with women, and someone from Team USA (assumed to be Judge) is standing in the corner saying "they don't know Paul Skenes was almost in the airforce"

If you pass a car driving with its lights off at night DO NOT flash your high beams, they will follow you home and tell you about AJ Brown trade rumors

Felt the same about Marty Supreme

I have bad news — I’m pretty sure you have to be connected to WiFi to access downloaded content. The HBO app wants to ping its servers to ensure you’re logged in to watch.