getting popped in red ass utah by an old white guy after trying to blame shootings on people of color in blue cities is truly such a case of poetic historical irony

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I got it as a joke.. now I must be the best Trainer all my girls gotta be A Stats 💀😂

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Uh yeah I’m good tho so now that you’re divorced with kids you realize that I’m the one ? Both of them came out of no-where fucking blind sided me like crazy

Idk what the fuck is going on but ever since I turned 30 the girls I was in love with in my early 20s all of a sudden are coming back around.

I grew up on these streets

Trans women are women. Pass it on.

Man, after reading the Lilo and Stitch spoilers I really don’t wanna see it anymore

Shits wack as hell 🙄

Is that a McGangBang 💀😂

I’ve been listening to only instrumentals of all kinds of music and my life feels like such a music video having the music just barely audible in the background feels dope

Waking up and drinking cold water from a yeti just fills the soul

The work material is being so uncooperative today i spent one and a half hours cutting 6 units fml man I’m taking a 15😭🙄

Woke up sluggish for a Monday Ofcourse the only way to remedy that is with a breakfast taco and coffee😎

Feeling very him today😎

RIP my hands cause they rough and calluses tore

Feeling manly again cause I used a lawn mower power washer and a chainsaw all in one afternoon.

Fun fact I have exited MULTIPLE running vehicles cause I had no idea whether they were on or off 😭

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Woke up with a mouth so dry I thought I’d cough up sand 😭 when that glass of ice water hit it felt like i drank the waterboys special water