official poster art for dogma
a tumblr post with the following text: One of my roommates is from China and neither of us speaks the other's language but lately when she's in a chatty mood she comes into our kitchen and shows me these douyin Matt Damon x Ben Affleck RPF videos and puts her theories about how Ben has been pining for Matt into google translate for me to read. fujoing out transcends language barriers.
then op follows up with a second post that is a screenshot of the translated conversation:
B had always had a crush on M when they were kids in Boston. I think B always thought they would be together, but then they became famous actors. M would never notice B's feelings. B dated women to try to forget him. They would have been a real couple only if they hadn't become famous.
Saw Dogma at my local amc and I didn't know it was possible to watch this movie without a chyron announcing crank yankers at 9:30 eastern 6:30 pacific.
Matt and Ben are giving real Actor level performances while the rest of the cast acts like muppets. I love this movie.