You’re funny!

Or ask her Floridian pimp. Girl’s gotta get paid!

Only correct answer that, in all details!

Senile Cheeto wants to out Kremlin the Kremlin. Next he’ll start dressing up a la gaddafi with big shades and fake medals… but we know what happened to him in the end.

I just threw up. Thanks!

Sums it up nicely.

TV show where illegal immigrants hunt down Republican sex offenders for a chance at citizenship - call it “Alien vs. Predator.”

FRIEND: "We're at risk of slipping into fascism."

ME: "Oh, honey . . . when they are arresting judges and mayors, we've already slipped."

My love of reading is strongly link to this man…

Also Hamas wouldn't be around if it wasn't for Israeli settler colonialism and genocide. Remember the Nakba. Attacking resistance as a point and not the Invader is a form of capitalist class mind rot.

Maybe Israel should consider not carpet-bombing children 🤔

Oooop's.

It won’t happen, but prince charles should just say ‘it’s not time for you to come over, we’ll call you’. Then never do it. It makes me sick to think of that shitstain in one of our regal buildings.

The @nytimes.com should hire whoever wrote this headline. Seriously!

Happy new year for all of you losers who couldn’t beat New Zealand. Love you all x

Serious question: Why are white people so afraid of becoming a minority? Does America treat minorities badly or something?

Happy Sunday 💋

Pretty damn accurate 🤭🤣
#SheShed

Nigel Farage isn't the answer to our problems, Britain. He is the cause of them.

Until my country can work that very simple puzzle out we are doomed.

#bbcqt

3-4 off course!

Curtis

There’s only so many times you can listen to sail away…

That album was the hold music for my bank. Therefore that’s a firm no.

Repost if BlueSky is now your primary social media site.

A soul.

Dear BBC, every single time you put the Orange Turd on, I switch channels. You’re welcome.

Would you?

Fiona Bruce’s hosting of #bbcqt summed up perfectly by PrivateEye

Admittedly, his children deserve a payout for living with that insufferable cunt.

As a designer, I’ll say it’s shit that was probably spat out by AI