Due to rising costs, Aardvark will be spelled with one A going forward.

The smartest response to fear of immigration you'll ever see.

"The elite need to inflame tension on immigration cause they need someone to blame for the problems THEY'RE causing our socities."

😂 I think you nailed it!

GOAL: The world's slowest empty-netter curls in. 4-2 Dallas.

Otter was OTTER!
Thanks Otter.

#TexasHockey

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Ouch.

I apparently have an overabundant supply of bad language tonight. And I’m using it freely

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No kidding!

a woman says " i will not forget " and " i will never forgive you " Alt: A woman saying "I will not forget and I will never forgive you"

Marcus Foligno who ended Stephen Johns career? that Marcus Foligno?

I AM ALL CAPS ANGRY

I’m trying to stay hopeful, but…😭

I used to….

Literal LOL

@russparsons.bsky.social, I have a throwback question, concerning a cooking method you wrote about in the LA Times in 2014.

You wrote about not soaking pinto beans, the way the cool kids do it. Could you give me a hint about applying that method to dried peas? My Blue Goose field peas are waiting!

We stayed in downtown Chicago one year when just the tulips were blooming. It was spectacular.

We left for a week, and came back to bluebonnets EVERYWHERE. A week later I drove across 635, and the median is blanketed in primroses.

Spring might mean hot weather is coming, but there are some good points, too.

How are we supposed to stand this?

STEAL OF THE MFing DRAFT

how it feels watching stars hockey lately

The first period was fun. 🤷

So win one, lose two. That’s how it goes?

pic of flowery field in front of hills and mountains shit needs to get easier to deal with cause I'm so fucking tired

Or the coaching ability, I’m guessing.

Many, many times, please.

It must be because it’s Colorado. And because people will pay it.

The Dallas Stars are beating Winnipeg with the kind of karate explosion I didn't think they were even capable of. Scoring chances are 15-4 in favor of Dallas.