Epstein Files.

Wow so you’re telling me everyone who cheered on the Iraq war is on board with this now too? And so are the people who opposed the Iran nuclear deal and killed it?

You’re kidding.

TODAY #TheLifeOfChuck is in theaters EVERYWHERE! Experience this feel-good, life-affirming film for yourself, courtesy of the incomparable team of stephenking.bsky.social & mikeflanaganfilm.com. What a JOY for me to have Mia Sara as my wife, with Cody Flanagan & Benjamin Pajak as my grandson(s)! ❤️

“What Senator Alex Padilla did today was political theater.”

--Kristi Noem, the Head of Costuming, Hair, and Makeup at Political Theater

Guy Ordering Nonalcoholic Beer Has Either Seen A Ton Of Shit Or No Shit At All LYNCHBURG, VA—In a move that betrayed no hint of his past behavior or experiences, a guy ordering a nonalcoholic beer Tuesday had reportedly either seen a ton of shit or no shit at all. “The second this dude bellied up to the bar and put down a tattered $10 for an Athletic Brewing Co. nonalcoholic […]

Guy Ordering Nonalcoholic Beer Has Either Seen A Ton Of Shit Or No Shit At All
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BREAKING: A court overturned Ohio's ban on gender-affirming care for transgender youth.

This is a critical victory for trans rights.

Is this the same guy who tore into people for criticizing judges when he spoke at the Justice Dept *checks calendar* just last week?

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

“We don’t have a 4th branch of government called Elon Musk.”

Thank you @raskin.house.gov

Perfectly captured.

A month ago the FBI posted this on Linkedin. Good luck attracting new agents now, in an era where legal protections that keep FBI personnel from being fired are ignored--because they worked on prosecutions on a matter that touched on the new president's "interests." www.linkedin.com/feed/update/...

they are stealing data from the american people and depriving us of the transparency that we are entitled to by law. none of this is legal and not a single federal employee has any reason to comply.

It’s important to know that a lot of productive activity is happening in person and offline, too.

Not all of it can be broadcast online, but we’ve had hundreds of people showing up to our trainings, mobilizations, and more.

Keep going. Tyranny is eroded by a sea of small acts. Everything matters.

CAFE Insider Sample 1/28: Gone With the Watchdogs - CAFE President Donald Trump's DOJ directed attorneys to investigate and prosecute local & state officials who refuse to enforce his immigration policies.

It's only day 8 of Trump 2.0 and there's lots going on. @joycewhitevance.bsky.social and I break it down on Cafe Insider: bit.ly/40yvx0s

There is no reason to comply with the 14th Amendment, because everything goes downhill after 13.

by Matt Gaetz

Gritty holding a pride flag with the message "love is luv"

Gritty continues to be a real one

Um. What the fuck?

“Elon was very effective. He knows those computers better than anybody. Those vote counting computers. And we ended up winning Pennsylvania like in a landslide. It was pretty good. Thank you to Elon.”

Did Donald Trump just admit he cheated in Pennsylvania?

Man used to buy sports cars to help them get girls. Now they buy Teslas to tell the world that they’re incels.

Tired of pooping in solitude? Have a kid.

Today’s woke snowflake kids just aren’t tough enough for the world. Here’s why we have to move the inauguration inside because of the moderate cold.

I’m going to need Serious Pundits™️ to stop pretending to be Shocked and Horrified when the Republicans don’t seem to care about a nominee being a rapist. At this point it seems like a requirement.

Republicans don’t see it as a failing. They see it as a strength.

It’s nice seeing the stories about TikTok users migrating to Red Note and discovering Chinese people are not what our (or their) propaganda paints them as, but it’s a reminder that opening your eyes to international cinema is also a really, *really* great way to learn about other parts of the world.

Tweet from Andy Borowitz with image of Matt Gaetz’s face, reading “When QAnon said they wanted to bring pedophiles to justice, I didn’t know this is what they meant.”

Oh myyy

Wile E. Coyote when he runs into a mountain painted like a tunnel

Been looking forward to a ROTK WLM episode!