Mr Benn says, "Resistance is Futile." #MrBenn

I'm fed up with this shitshow of a planet. Facism running rife. Women & girls not safe to walk the streets. Paedophiles in every corner of the Internet. The roads are a disgrace & we are in the middle of an SUV infestation.

Has someone tried turning it off & back on again?

That's funny, I could have sworn he said something about not needing Royal Navy vessels because the war was already won.
You broke it Don, you fix it.

This is nonsense & you know it. What's it like siding with Reform PLC, Ed?

Oh dear.

Are you still pissed off with Trump? Good. The man is a cowardly twat.

Resistance is utterly futile.

Everyone has ambition. Why is it only footballers who are expected to be so loyal?

It hasn't stopped the thin-skinned, entitled Wolves Twitterati giving the bloke pelters. Players come & players go. Some leave an imprint on our hearts, others not so much. He knows he is loved at Wolves. It's going to take a big project to pry him away.

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Donald Trump told reporters that the reciprocal tariffs he is set to announce this week will include all nations.
Keir Starmer must, if he wants to remain in office, rejoin the EU's Single Market.

NEW: Marine le Pen found guilty of embezzlement.

Could face 5 year prohibition on running for office- ruling her out of the 2027 presidential contest.

Oh he can be stopped. It’s just a matter of if anyone has the balls to do it. In an entirely unconnected matter, here’s a list of assassinated U.S. presidents:

Lincoln (1865), Garfield (1881), McKinley (1901), Kennedy (1963)

Should Laurence Fox go to jail for knowingly breaking the upskirting law?

Like if yes
RT if HELL YES

We will find out in April.

If it weren't for Brexit, Rachel Reeves would have another £50 billion in her purse; plenty enough to boost the NHS, welfare, and infrastructure, and allow for some tax cuts. What a happier and more optimistic Britain that would be.

That's the price of the delusional idiocy of Brexit.
#RejoinEU

Petition: Cancel Trump’s state visit Stop Trump Coalition

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Petition: Cancel Trump’s state visit Stop Trump Coalition

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Europe steps up to the plate and supports one of her own.

Fuck Trump.

Petition: Cancel Trump’s state visit Stop Trump Coalition

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Unless it's one of their "Big Six" playing against one of the "Other 14," eh?

Not saying the PGMOL are corrupt...

so happy to be handing over THE BEST JOB IN HISTORY to my friend and former curators' team colleague, the brilliant Eleri Lynn. @HRP_palaces has got a great new Chief Curator!
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Baton down the hatches, buddy. Sounds like a feet up sort of day to me.

Just had an alert on my phone from the government. Red Weather warning tomorrow. Schools shut, doctors shut, hospitals cancelling appointments. Going to be a fun day.

I'm not a magician but I once turned a back rub into two kids and a mortgage.

Free Palestine has been banned on TikTok as hate speech.

But it isn't banned here.

Free Palestine.

Good morning and Happy Thursday to everyone who agrees that if you don't want to be compared to Nazis, stop referencing shit from Hitler's speeches, stop supporting far-right extremists in Europe, and stop making Nazi hand gestures.

Can you not see what we mean?

What an incredible, brave woman.

"You're not," but hey ho.