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Still after a ticket for Everton at Brentford, comrades.

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any spares for Brentford?

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'I hope your next sh1t is a hedgehog’ Happy birthday, Big Joe

Happy Birthday, Joe Royle mckeownn.substack.com/p/i-hope-you...

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Arsenal: a Tony Pulis trolley dash around Harrods Arsenal boss would be the perfect choice for Spurs right now

Arsenal: a Tony Pulis trolley dash around Harrods
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Arsenal: a Tony Pulis trolley dash around Harrods Arsenal boss would be the perfect choice for Spurs right now

Arsenal: a Tony Pulis trolley dash around Harrods
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Thier(oh)no Barry show rumbles on Absolute all-timer from Blues' striker

Watching Thierno Barry up front is like stumbling across a labrador playing Hamlet. Everyone’s willing him on for the first hour, but then it just gets awkward. open.substack.com/pub/mckeownn...

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they got game, G

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No one was saying "boourns" Everton's private ridiculous red card contest continues

Calling all True Everton Puritans open.substack.com/pub/mckeownn...

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I know matches. Could have been them. Their staff were straight out of central casting for Islington at the time, about 4 haircuts each and tiny hats

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I’d say 30 feet by 20 feet.

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No, adidas and that sort of stuff. Not grown up clothes. It did records as well I think.

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I should have been a detective

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Can anyone remember that shop in Islington, around Britannia way(ish) I think, that used to get good clobber in? It was a big room, floorboards, vague I know. Going back 20 years or so.

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‘Alexa, show me the paedo ice cream van playlist’

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i think he seems a bit daunted playing next to Grealish but it's up to him to overcome it. The fanny.

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He gets absolute pelters by some. He’s tainted by the Benitez stuff and some can’t get past that.

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Brilliant writer, and former Everton comms man, Ian Ross dies His stuff was about the reader, not honking on with self-importance

Bit on Ian Ross open.substack.com/pub/mckeownn...

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a chum is after a spare for Chels if anyone knows of one ta. Everton end - he's a LOSER

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Is Spotify wrapped designed to hammer home just how much of it is all behind you? Cos if so, kudos.

4 months ago 1 0 1 0

we can all rest easy now!

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‘Let’s get it over with.’

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but did you have full sex yesterday?

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Lee Dixon said what? He probably said nowt but let's froth anyway. Plus, new Everton mag!

Lee Dixon said what? All the hot blues action you need, including a return from some of the WSAG mag lot (who feature the boy @badwool9 in the first issue) open.substack.com/pub/mckeownn...

4 months ago 4 2 1 0

Looks like Greta Thunberg to me. My brother said I look like Philip Seymour Hoffman the other day. Oof!

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Has Grealish passed it yet? Moyes reign of terror continues

Has Grealish passed it yet? Moyes' reign of terror continues
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Looking to speak to anyone who has invested in classic cars (ideally) or any other "passion asset" (wine, art etc) #prrequest #journorequest

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Looking to speak to anyone who has invested in classic cars (ideally) or any other "passion asset" (wine, art etc) #prrequest #journorequest

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Destruction
Toffees
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Mayhem

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So long, Hitman Ricky Hatton checks out while Everton and Villa draw a blank

So long, Hitman. Plus, Everton channel inner "search for Spock" open.substack.com/pub/mckeownn...

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