Trump better keep the lights on in Venezuela cuz that shit will go south quickly.

Trump was not in the top 8.2 billion names considered.

Al poses with the cast of The Goonies: Corey Feldman, Sean Astin, Martha Plimpton, Robert Davi and Kerri Green.

After years of begging, they FINALLY let me into the Goonies!

Al poses with Elijah Wood

Always wonderful to bump into my old friend Daniel Radcliffe!

Sonic & Knuckles & Knuckler

The kid selling death stixx (sounds harmless) is in The Matrix.

They sink
#SignsAPersonIsDense

Go play 18 holes and make even one birdie. I'll wait.

Apropos of absolutely nothing, the United States didn't go to all of the trouble to propose, debate, enact, and ratify the 25th Amendment just for when presidents undergo anesthesia.

I don't remember a single Magnolia

I hope #RussianFuelCrisis trends forever.

One juggometer

Einsteins theory has been proven.

"I grew up in a world that told girls they couldn't play rock 'n' roll."

Happy 67th birthday to Joan Marie Larkin aka Joan Jett , Born today 22nd September 1958

#photooftheday #JoanJett #ClassicRock #MusicSky #photography

📸© Jesse Frohman

No apology. Idt he's even dropping the lawsuit. Might need that leverage for the next time Commander Poopants McGolfcheat tries to make idle threats & The Mouse gets antsy.
#CongratsKimmel!

Who thinks we're not calling them fascist Nazis enough?

Nazi Germany: 1933-1945

Nazi America: 2025-????

How many years does a criminal get for 34 felony convictions?

Scale of 1-10 how suspicious is Trump "winning" all 7 swing states?

I'm swearing off Asseat o'Men O'Fiend. I think it causes fascism. It definitely caused Grindr to crash yesterday. And it ate RFK Jr's smooth brain. Best to just steer clear.

Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.

Much love to Vampire Weekend, who played right after us at the Shaky Knees festival in Atlanta and treated the crowd to this lovely Weird Al cover

Hello, friends. Tomorrow is the rapture, so I started a bluesky account. I don't wanna get mistaken for one of the mutts repping the criminal/charlatan/Antichrist in our WH.