It’s bad that academia often runs on blood money. It’s wrong to pretend like you have to accept it.

Wealthy abusers are able to hurt people because too many people don’t have the courage to acknowledge their crimes. The Met knew about James Levine for decades. Epstein’s associates knew about his crimes too. There’s no excuse for turning a blind eye to crimes like these.

This is not a purity test. We aren’t talking about some vaguely problematic donor. We’re talking about about someone who ran the largest child sex trafficking ring in American history. If you can’t draw the line there, what the fuck is wrong with you?

This shit does not fly in 2026. Epstein’s associates knew what he was. Every single person who willingly associated with him should be held accountable for that, even if they didn’t participate in his crimes

Any politician who doesn’t swear to prosecute every associate of Jeffrey Epstein to the furthest possible limit of their abilities as a legislator isn’t worth taking seriously and has no place in the government

Every major website/company now: Yeah if we find out you post or look at a boob we will freeze all your accounts without warning
The CEO of every major website/company over Gmail: Oh Jeffrey you are simply a hoot. Lovely spending time with you on Party Pervert Pedo Island
Jeffrey Epstein: yeag ,

pizzagate and qanon were not onto something, they were orchestrated by pedophiles to make accusing people of pedophilia make you look insane so that they could continue doing pedophile shit. fucking christ

Things in this country are so dire that it’s got my anti-firearm, lifelong democrat mom talking about buying a gun

I’ve often said that Maniac Cop 2 is genuinely one of the great New York movies

hell yeah Stacy!!

The thing that shocks me most is that all of this incriminating stuff was sitting at the DOJ for 4 years and Biden & Garland were not cynical or ruthless enough to use it against Trump & Musk in the run up to 2024.

If only they were the evil ‘weaponizers of government’ that MAGA claimed they were!

Rich people don’t deserve human rights

Everyone involved in advertising should instead pick up a more rewarding career, like carpentry and millwork. Reject ads, embrace adze

President Xi, our oil-rich nation yearns for liberation

Like Alexander before me, I shall mightily split the hips with my kopis

old man yuri would be a great name for a russian grandpa

Explaining medieval German politics to an American: ok, so imagine a Burgher

People on this website are simply too pretentious and elitist to acknowledge the deep anti-imperialist themes present in Barney and Friends. Y’all have some growing up to do smdh 😔

Zohran Mamdani has initiated Shakira Law. Anyone whose hips are caught lying will be summarily executed without trial.

Got fired from my job as an anesthesiologist. They asked if I can set up an IV and I said “depends on what inversion it’s in”

My brother made this exact joke lol

Went on a little hike

My zoomer friend suggested we go to a gay bar together but I didn’t realize he just meant a really stupid bar

People in 2016 often said that Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were basically the same, but that’s simply not true. Hillary never gave Bill Clinton a beej

Donald Trump died the way he lived: sucking Bill Clinton’s dick

So do I. She let me pick her up like a football a bunch and she didn’t even complain about it

Dad brought over his new kitten. Her name is Lulu and she is barely the size of one peanut. She is the smallest creature who ever lived. I will die for her

We are definitely planning a Japantown/chinatown/koreatown sojourn

I’m looking for suggestions for restaurants in San Francisco. My mom’s scheduled to have surgery there this month, and I’m in charge of finding some fun stuff to do to keep her mind off things. We’ve budgeted for this, but obviously we don’t really have Michelin star money lol