I wouldn’t mind the incompetence if it was at least entertaining. But this is fucking drab.

#ENGvURU

I’m going to need someone at ITV to smuggle me the footage from the camera they definitely had set up with the Ireland team in the last five minutes.

Please.

Secret Agent Brennan, the time has come.

Execute Order "Sabotage the French". #FRAvENG

In his defence, what is he supposed to do with a constantly rotating centre partnership that frequently includes a Moefana?

This kit clash is peak Rugby Union Stupidity.

#FRAvENG
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Who doesn’t love a prop running over for a try he has no business scoring??

#IREvWAL
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Think he might have heard you, Riaan!

France haven’t really got out of second gear. And yet they’re going in 22 points up at half time.

Ireland have been totally pedestrian .

#SixNations
#FRAvIRE

Sam Prendegast remains a swing door. An absolute liability in defence.

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#FRAvIRE

We're going to get Deaves Vs Pollock.

The ultimate in rugby class warfare

Some of the officiating calls may be a bit “interesting” but it’s producing one of the most fun games of rugby I’ve watched in a while.

#WRWC
#NZLvCAN

Pelletier is absolutely on one already.

An absolute handful, and a chopsy shit of a nine that no one wants to play with or against.

Love her.

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#NZLvCAN

Dangerously close to Neil Francis level nonsense.

It seems the secret Transvaal facility that produces monstrous second rows has opened a sister plant specialising in precociously talented outside backs.

Kolbe, Arendse, Moodie and now this kid… quite the stable already

Never underestimate how little French teams usually care about the Challenge Cup. I can see Ulster beating Racing and Stade.

Not sure what’s going on at Exeter, but they could be a basket case again next season.

And they say rugby still has a problem embracing professionalism….

That said, I fully endorse this sort of nonsense!

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On first glance, I thought something terrible had happened to Mark Hoppus

#SHIT the crèche Bath put out for their supposed “showpiece” event

Adam Jones doesn’t deserve this. A great set piece coach, and always comes across as just a lovely bloke.

Looks like the Butlins in Bognor Regis. Will probably be home to less glamour too.

#good Will Stuart’s dancing feet.

Couldn’t give a shit that he’s broadly gone about his business very effectively all tournament, give me Hollywood prop moments until I can bear them no more.

Steve Lansdown is no mug when it comes to business - I imagine Lam’s contract has some sort of clause that says if he wants to terminate the contract early himself, he surrenders any right to a payout.

That aside, I echo what others have said here about Lam not being a coach for test rugby.

I think this is the England camp going “It’s only Italy…”

Even when we’ve been shit (which we have been quite a lot since 2000), we’ve always had their number for some reason.

The question for me is why pick Daly? We know what he does, shouldn’t we look at someone else?

A bit too lateral, but some much better stuff from Wales so far today.

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#WALvIRE

A bit of guile and craft from Wales for the last 5-10 minutes.

Well, I never….

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Fair play, that actually looked like rugby

#ENGvFRA

Take the bloody points!!!

#ENGvFRA

How has the second half managed to dial up the insanity?

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