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Hannah Waddingham as Septa the Shame Nun in GoT and in a rainbow dress presenting Eurovision.
X this evening vs Bsky this evening
To 'Vance'; verb, to fuck up.
Seen on the other place: Kyoto Aquarium in Japan keeps a flowchart of their penguins' romantic relationships. Updated every year.
Red hearts = couples.
Blue broken hearts =itβs over.
Purple lines with question = itβs complicated.
Yellow = friendship.
Green =enemies.
Oh my god.
Hahahahahahaha
What??? Arguably doing a lot of heavy lifting here. These people are crackpots
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She's a very lucky woman ππ
I've found it impossible to put into words how I think and feel about all of this. He's summed it up in one look
And say thank you. A lot
Itβs not even satireβ¦.πππ
One month ago.
Strange that the crew of the Artemis are the safest humans rn
I'm old enough to know better, but this has made me laugh so much. Humour seems to be the only way to make any of this bearable
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JD Vance is a very dangerous man
Are you crazy??? Concerned is her full volume
Yes, at least one of her brows will be furrowed
"But I have been informed that Susan Collins is concerned"
Nice
70 eh π€π
Hahaha
"From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, 'Look at that, you son of a bitch.'"
β Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 astronaut.
Cartoon by Bernard Hage: Title How to watch the collapse of civilisation 1. A bearded middle-aged man sitting in a chair, looking at his phone. He's slumped forward, his posture is terrible; a broken red line traces the curve of his back, and there's a red X next to the picture. 2. The same man sitting in the same chair looking at the same phone, but this time he's sitting up straight. A broken green line traces his straight spine, and there's a green tick next to the picture.
Today's inspirational message:
Clocks gone forward one hour.
Weather gone back three months.
Accordion hands πππ
Then he couldn't remember the name of Diego Garcia. What a blithering (dangerous) idiot he is
He's like mercury - slippery, hard to nail down and poisonous
His ignorance is breathtaking