It's all part of the Piss Boy experience

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Me cooking up the most heinous possible combination of slang terms in a text to annoy tf out of my friends.

They were yummy but I'm gonna have to say no, no they were not.

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I ate some spicy wings earlier and I am paying a heavy price.

Got absolutely steamrolled in stoner trivia because I'm an innocent lil man who doesn't know any of this stuff.

My stoner host might agree with you but I don't think she'd award me points if I wrote that down each time. : /

I know THC stands for tetrahydrocannabinol but I got 4/10 on the stoner films. : / I have an esoteric base of knowledge.

She's the sweetest!

Ruh-roh. Trivia tonight is 4/20 themed so your boy is screwed.

Esme looking out the patio door very concerned

Esme hitting the "hell they doin' o'er there?" pose.

😼 too!

Fun names make things more entertaining, Snickerdoodle.

😼 back at ya!

You can be sassy about it all you want but we both know you like the puns.

🌀⭐🗝️🕯️

Havent posted engagement bait in a hot minute so figured I'd drop this which I totally didnt steal

Which kind of moot am i?
🌀 Friend moot
🎱 Intimidating moot
⭐️ Bestie moot
🗝️ Interesting moot
🖤 Cute moot
😼 Moot i’d interact more with
🕯️ Moot i want to talk to
🦇 Crazy moot
💌 Favorite moot
👹 Loud moot

Knives Out is a good ass movie.

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I just threw the cat toy and it ricocheted off the wall and bonked Esme on the head, then she just sat there like this for a solid 10 seconds. I fear I may have destroyed one of the four remaining brain cells she had. 🥀

Happy birthday!

Parenting 101: Always try to exploit your children for profit. She probably tried to write-off the ER trip as a "business expense", too.

No joke I saw Meijers do that once, I was baffled that they had the audacity to print that sign and put it up like that.

Absolutely devious use of free will.

These comedians at the pet store marked this cat playground down a staggering $0.00. That's a 0% saving!

Well damn. With that discount I'd be crazy not to buy it. 🙄

That sounds absolutely incredible, and is yet another example of a sentence I never expected to read.

The name your DM comes up with on the fly when you start asking the goblin you captured too many questions.

Finally a message that will resonate with young voters.

I feel you. The main reason I don't really play Rivals is it has too many dive characters. Every match I'm getting my ass beat in the back line by a Black Panther, Captain America, and Magik as I desperately try to reload my gun.

I absolutely despise going against him in Rivals, but maybe they're just trying to be a good boy for Black Cat?